Why did the locked sub with goon brain forget their own name?

Because the only thought left bouncing around in there was “please”

Aww… sweet, stupid, single minded thing

#dommedadjoke #locktober

bugs bunny is making a funny face with the words hard no behind him . Alt: bugs bunny is making a funny face with the words hard no behind him .

Locktober #dommedadjoke

Why’d the sub cross the road?

To ask permission…. Only to be told NO

Why did the cuck stay locked all of October?
…Because it was the only way he could FALL in line 🍂🔒

#dommymommyjoke #dommedadjoke

What’s a goth domme’s idea of aftercare?

🕸️Closing the coffin lid nice and slow⚰️

#dommymommyjoke #dommedadjoke

Why are dommes & demolition experts alike?

We both like wrecking balls

#dommymommyjoke #dommedadjoke

Why did the sub bring a keyboard to their punishment?

Because they thought they could escape by pressing “Ctrl + Alt + Del”—but all they did was submit to my control.

#dommedadjoke

Why psychologists don't like bondage sex?

-because they only like DSM

#dommedadjoke

I met a furry dominatrix with an amazing sound system

You wouldn't believe how many sub woofers she has.

#dommymommyjoke #dommedadjoke

Why did the sub bring a leash to our date?

Because he knew I’d take the lead

#dommedadjoke

What did the chef ask the dominatrix for?

Buttered nuts and squash.

#dommymommyjoke #dommedadjoke

Why did the sub bring ice to their Valentine’s date?

Because they knew love hurts—especially below the belt.

#cbt #dommedadjoke #dommymommyjoke

I'm taking BDSM classes

and the normal teacher is out this week so we've got a sub.

#dommedadjoke #dommymommyjoke

My neighbor is a cougar into BDSM

You could say she is into strapping young lads.

#dommedadjoke #domdadjoke

Some people say BDSM is complicated, but I don't think so

I could do it with one hand tied behind my back

#dommedadjoke #domdadjoke

a cartoon of a man with glasses and the words bwaaahh written below him Alt: a cartoon of a Hank hill with glasses and the words bwaaahh written below him

Hank Hill got a job working in a BDSM store.

He sells pro-pain and pro-pain accessories.

#dommedadjoke #domdadjoke #kingofthehill

I hope you're into BDSM

Cuz my humor is pure pun-ishment

#dommedadjoke #domdadjoke

Why don’t subs ever win at dodgeball?

Because they want to get hit below the belt. 🖤

#dommedadjoke #domdadjoke

What do you call a vegan who’s into BDSM?

Biodegradable

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