Comic with two boys in Halloween costumes. One is knocking on the door of a Port-a-Potty / portable bathroom. The other says to him, "Are you sure? I could swear Mom said the best candy came from the SCHMIDT house."

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What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

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Comic with two ghost characters, drawn like sheets floating in the air. The larger ghost sheet is holding a laundry iron, and the smaller ghost sheet is very wrinkled. Mom Ghost sheet says, "You're not leaving the house looking like that, young man." Artist: Dan Piraro , BizarroComics.com

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What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? A stake!

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Comic with an old lady handing out candy from her door on Halloween. Some children are waiting for theirs, and the Spirit of Death is floating next to them. The Spirit of Death says, "I'm not wearing a Costume. I'm here to take your sou--" He looks down to see candy bars in his hands, then says, "Holy Shit! Full size Snickers! ... Never mind, Margaret. We're good." Comic credit: JimBenton.com

Bonus #Joke :
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting for candy all day!

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I need help with this joke please suggest below it goes

Knock knock who’s there

Moss, moss who

And then idk whatto say next idk this is my first joke so please help thank you itgonna go viral

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A wooden directional sign surrounded by greenery points towards a visitor centre, cliff top walk, and Wirral Way paths.

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Knock knock

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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Pathetic.

Pathetic who?

Exactly. Now send, loser

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

I eat mop...

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