The #Zionist rot has already spread. Our #universities and #R&D are in #chaos. Our #AUKUS based #foreign #policy is a complete #joke. #Inequality of opportunity is rising and there is NO #Climate #policy that #ALP can talk about. #auspol
#DataScience #DataScienceHumor #PoliticaDataSciencelJokes #DataScientistJokes #MachineLearningHumor #Python #Innovation #Joke #WeightedSamplerHumor
I think most guys have a favorite dress they like to see you in and would love you to wear it more often.
#joke #funny #humor #comedy #shitposting #meme #memes #woman #misogyny #mailprivilege #women #feminist #straight #heterosexual #culture #wedding #fashion #formalwear #victim
you find a wild bus
the momma bus is now angry because you've disturbed her young cabs
roll for initiative....
#ttrpg #joke
Whenever I hand somebody my phone, I say, "Don't look at the pictures, I was trying to figure out the acne on my butt."
People have stopped borrowing my phone.
#joke
My upstairs neighbor was yelling so loudly at her daughter...
...that I cleaned my room too and put on my pajamas.
#pun #puns #joke
If anybody's looking for Jesus, he's sleeping it off on Manny's sofa. He had a pretty rough time of it yesterday.
#joke
(for Holy Caturday)
Book titles
My Life With Annette by Amos Kateer
#joke 30 of n
PROTOLOL jokes
The problem with PtP jokes is that everyone has to decide how much to laugh themselves.
#protolol
#joke
Busy at the Bar Today:
Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.
#joke 51 & 52 of n
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
#joke
Star Trek and Wars pickup lines:
How 'bout I slip into something more comfortable... like these STAR TREK VOYAGER pajamas!
#joke 16 of n
Me: How is it we assume that Dinosaurs just roared, they could have talked like us, right?
Interviewer: I meant questions about the job.
#joke
non-joke reminder: birds are dinosaurs & still walk the Earth.
#children #childhood #parenting #parent #lol #funny #humor #joke #comedy #mother #mom #nostalgia #learning #teaching #comic #father #baby #comedian #comic #standup #show #actors #kids #family #crazy #prank #stunt #health #healthy #wellness #job #fitness #love #women #girls #fun #dating #labor $work
#joke #funny #humor #comedy #meme #memes #shitposting #hitler #Germany #Holocaust #history #COVID #italy
It's weird that our liquor store has children sized shopping carts, right?
#joke
Hairpillar aliens t-shirt #politicalhumor #trump #joke #trumphair
🐸 This joke is so silly it's hilarious! 🐸
Stick your jokes in the comments!
#funy #joke #podcast #dailylaughs
