#Trumpappointed #FEMA leader says he #teleported to #WaffleHouse;
#GreggPhillips’ #conspiracy -laced, #religious worldview is now #FEMA ’s problem. And ours.
www.friendlyatheist.com/p/trump-appo...
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Aye #wafflehouse come have a chat with him in person👀
#tekken #momocon #momocon2026 #harada #atlanta
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"I’ve seen it all. But I’ve never seen that." - #WaffleHouse server in Rome, GA, on #FEMA official's #teleportation claims...
me, I've never seen the NYT dispatch a real reporter to cover such as this, with additional reporting from two other real reporters...
#WTF?
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/u...
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Trump admin official claims he was teleported to a #WaffleHouse against his will. #Politics #Trumpadministration #FEMA #GreggPhillips
www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-ne...
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BRB teleporting to #WaffleHouse for #Easter
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This story is #far-fetched and to know he's an official with #FEMA. So he works for and with #Krasnov's #administration
He claims he was #teleported to a #WaffleHouse
www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump...
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If you have never teleported to Waffle House than you clearly didn't go to school in the south.
I for one teleported to Waffle House at least a half a dozen times after partying in my college days.
Scattered, smothered, covered, and chunked FTW.
#IFKYK #Teleportation #WaffleHouse
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Since we’re doing #WaffleHouse discourse, it’s worth sharing my favorite song about the mystical thing that it is:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBA-...
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The closing quote from a Waffle House regular, pretty much sums up what probably happened: “I can say I’ve been drunk and ended up in a Waffle House. Don’t know how I got there. But I was there.” tinyurl.com/4sby8x3d #WaffleHouse
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Picture of a basic waffle breakfast at a local Waffle House with a side of bacon and a con of their new Cold Brew.
Couldn’t resist the lure of their new cold brew. #wafflehouse #waffles #breakfast #coldbrew #coffee #bacon #greasy #sticky
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Here is a story about the waffle house guy...broken by an actual news reporter
It doesn't get into teleporting or #wafflehouse
Because that isn't now and never will be the fucking news related to Gregg Phillips @nytimes.com
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Only in #America
You get #Teleported to the #WaffleHouse and work for the #WhiteHouse
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I am currently obsessed about FEMAs WaffleHouse Index and if we’ve ever hit DEFCON WAFFLE.
#wafflehouse
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Yeah, I really don’t want to go to work tomorrow. I hope the hand of doom teleports me to the nearest #wafflehouse. 700kms away in Pa.
T & P please.
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kottke.org: This… #nytimes #journalism #WaffleHouse #teleportation #fascism
kottke.org:
This… #nytimes #journalism #WaffleHouse #teleportation #fascism
#democracy #usa #gop #fascists
👉 Vote 'em Out!
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This… #nytimes #journalism #WaffleHouse #teleportation #fascism
#democracy #usa #gop #fascists
👉 Vote 'em Out!
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A person named Jason Kottke expresses skepticism about the credibility of the NY Times for assigning a reporter to investigate a claim by a conspiracy theorist about teleporting into a Waffle House.
kottke.org/26/04/0048663-were-expec...
This… #nytimes #journalism #WaffleHouse #teleportation #fascism
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A knight in full armor, a green cape and sword is riding a majestic fluffy white cat who has a human skull tied to a green ribbon around its neck. A Waffle House sign shines in the distance with illuminated windows in the building. There are big mountains looming in the background.
I’ll just leave this right here. I never thought any piece of art I owned would be this relevant to the current news cycle. We live in weird times. Thanks art of Danial Ryan #WaffleHouse (www.instagram.com/artofdanialr...)
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early in the
late morning
a few thursdays ago
walking through rows of roses
I heard a sound like thunder
I saw a flash like lightning
I smelled waffles like heaven
#NationalPoetryMonth
#WaffleHouse
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Many a hazy dawn has found me at #wafflehouse
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#wafflehouse
Proposed: ads where people just sort of magically appear at Waffle House. No need to make comments; they just ...*ping!* appear!
You can have this idea for free.
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Great he can teleport to #FEMA disaster sites quicker than they do today. #WaffleHouse
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FEMA Official Gregg Phillips Doubles Down on Teleportation Claims
FEMA's Gregg Phillips defends claims he was teleported to a Waffle House 50 miles away, citing God. Read the lat...
#FEMA #GreggPhillips #Teleportation #TrumpAdministration #WaffleHouse
https://scrollworthy.org/trending/fema-official
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#DailyZombie on Waffle House Teleporters
Who hasn't walked into a bar and then suddenly found themselves sitting at the counter at Waffle House $90 poorer and carrying a mysteriously humming golfball?
#TacoViking #DailyZombie #Zombie #Cartoon #OC #Teleport #WaffleHouse #GreggPhillips #FEMA
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It’s everything I’ve ever wanted. #coffee #java #coldbrew #canned #mud #brew #wafflehouse #breakfast #drink
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He #Teleported to a #WaffleHouse
Either he's crazy, or everyone else is.
#TaxTheChurch #FireHim #KeepTalking #MoreOfThis
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