#DailyZombie won't wish you a #GoodFriday because he wants you to have the #BESTFRIDAY
CONFESSION: I stole this joke from the Hippy Goat Farmer.
#Zombie #Cartoon #OC #GoodFriday #TacoViking
#DailyZombie on Waffle House Teleporters
Who hasn't walked into a bar and then suddenly found themselves sitting at the counter at Waffle House $90 poorer and carrying a mysteriously humming golfball?
#TacoViking #DailyZombie #Zombie #Cartoon #OC #Teleport #WaffleHouse #GreggPhillips #FEMA
#DailyZombie's April Fool's Nostalgia
I'm still miffed Think Geek got bought out by frickin' GAMESTOP. That was basically the day the internet became irreversibly doomed.
#DailyZombie #TacoViking #Zombie #Cartoon #AprilFools #Nostalgia
Even when the world is a terrible place, #DailyZombie wants you to remember there are still crayons.
#NationalCrayonDay #TacoViking #ZombieCartoon #Illustration #SimpleReminder
#DailyZombie knows you can only trust ONE robot cop.
I have literally never heard anyone who knows what they are doing use a robot for their job and be like, "yeah, this worked well."
#TacoViking #DailyZombie #AntiAI #Robocop #Zombie #Cartoon #OC
#DailyZombie Reads the News about Open AI and Sora
But seriously, as much as I enjoy it when a slop-machine is dismantled, I'm not sure how I feel about the fact that it was so they could spend more time building killer robots for the government.
#Zombie #Cartoon #TacoViking #OC #OpenAI #Sora
#DailyZombie says, "GO OUTSIDE!"
This is just a little check in now that it is spring. You should probably go ahead and go outside for a bit. Touch some grass, breath some air, absorb some vitamin D. It is good for your brain goos.
#DailyZombie #TacoViking #Zombie #Cartoon #OC #MentalHealth
RIP Sam Kieth. You will be missed.
Liquid Television and MTV's Oddities were both huge parts of my adolescent development. The Maxx was basically the core of that.
#DailyZombie #TacoViking #Animation #TheMaxx #SamKieth #Zombie #Cartoon #OC
#DailyZombie has a gripe about the equinox!
The same thing applies to the solstices.
If anything, they're really like, the end of the season, if you think about it.
#Equinox #Zombie #Cartoon #Shorts #OC #TacoViking
#DailyZombie wants to talk about Karen Science!
Don't fall for MLM Marketing Schemes unless they are MY MLM Marketing Schemes. Also, don't do an essential oil enema. Please. I'm begging you.
#TacoViking #Zombie #Cartoon #OC #KarenScience #AntiMLM #Satire
#DailyZombie answers important viewer questions!
Leave a question. If it isn’t trolling, I might answer it in the future!
#TacoViking #zombie #cartoon #oc
Brain Rot is a serious issue in the zombie world. It is literally a matter of life and death. Engage your critical thinking skills for the good of Zombie-kind!
#DailyZombie #Zombie #Cartoon #OC #BrainRot
#DailyZombie says, "EAT THE ALGORITHM!"
I spent most of my career getting people to think in certain ways by controlling the exact language they use when they speak. It is effective.
Choose your words with intention.
DO NOT LET ROBOTS CHOOSE FOR YOU!
Read the study: buff.ly/IFnABH3
#DailyZombie has thoughts on last night’s endorsement…
Do no touch Jake Paul. You will regret it.
#TacoViking #Zombie #Cartoon #OC #JakePaul #TrumpEndorsement #Satire
DON'T JUDGE US!
IT WAS THE LATE 90S!
WE DIDN'T HAVE MUCH IN THE WAY OF ENTERTAINMENT!
Anyway, 3-1-1 is the "non-emergency" violation reporting hotline. It literally only exists so you can complain to the city that your neighbors haven't trimmed their trees yet.
#DailyZombie #Zombie #Cartoon #OC
#DailyZombie has advice for his fellow inventors
When they try to cram a bunch of crap into your tools, it means they know that you wouldn't actually want to "opt-in."
If it is worth the money, you will want to buy it.
Anything else is pure hype and market manipulation.
#Zombie #Cartoon #OC
#DailyZombie is suffering this Allergy Season
Allergies are a terrible curse plagued upon us for the ancient hubris of going outside. The more likely our bodies are to betray us in new, sudden, and unexpected ways.
And now there is just... SNOT... everywhere...
#Zombie #Cartoon #OC #Allergies
#DailyZombie has a hot take on your "media literacy."
We live in an age where knowing buzzwords we learned from short-form videos has replaced learning and critical thinking and that pretty much explains everything you need to know about why the world sucks so bad.
#Zombie #Cartoon #OC #HotTake
#DailyZombie knows that Tech CEOs are Maxwell Lords, not Tony Starks.
Stop pretending these guys are anything but nepobabies and wannabies like Maxwell Lord. They are not super-genius visionaries.
If you are the type of person who gets the reference and disagrees, you are who needs to hear it.
Thoughts on Tech Billionaires and Their Usefulness
Seriously, they're not even good enough to be dog food.
#DailyZombie #TacoViking #zombie #cartoon #oc #NoAI
Tuesdays are boring, man..
It is time we all start treating Tuesdays with the disdain they deserve...
Stinking Tuesdays...
#DailyZombie #TacoViking #zombie #cartoon #oc
#DailyZombie has a Public Service Announcement
Digital robot addiction is real and it is destroying all of those tasty, delicious brains you people keep in your heads...
#zombie #cartoon #oc
#DailyZombie wants you to love your stupid crap.
One of the most infuriating things about our world is the shared hallucination that we have to be a homogenized definition of ourselves because that's how the commoditize our creativity and the word we use to make that sound okay is "niche."
#DailyZombie remembers Oddworld.
I just can't even imagine a world where corporate overlords treat their employees as slave labor they can work to death and then feast upon the remaining corpses.
That'd be some sort of hellscape, right!?
#TacoViking #zombie #cartoon #oc
We all need to just be our true selves... unless you're a terrible person. If you're a terrible person, be better.
#DailyZombie #TacoViking #zombie #cartoon #oc
#DailyZombie Reads the Farmer’s Almanac
Even if it isn't 100% accurate, the Farmer's Almanac magic weather formula is still the most accurate source of weather information... and that's a sad, sad truth....
#TacoViking #zombie #cartoon #oc #headlines #FarmersAlmanac
Believe it or not, these were all inspired by real headlines in my news feed.
#TacoViking #zombie #cartoon #oc #headlines #DailyZombie
#DailyZombie enters the Pie Eating Olympics! | #HandDrawn #Zombie #Cartoon #Shorts
There is only one Olympic sport Daily Zombie cares about, and it is the BEST olypmic sport.
#Zombie #Cartoon #OC #Olympics
#DailyZombie tries AI Enhanced Robot Glasses...
All the paid-media ad hype is talking about these new smart glasses that makes you see like a robot. But how do robots see the world?
#Handdrawn #Zombie #Cartoon #OC
#DailyZombie: The Enemy of Good
If perfect is the enemy of good, who is this guy?
#Zombie #Cartoon #OC