I was always 100% submissive. I was a heavy bottom.

Then I tried topping someone using electro-stim play.

Now I consider myself a light switch.

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(in hopes of making @6punk6peach6.bsky.social smile)

I am not that into leather, but I suppose I could be suede

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@6punk6peach6.bsky.social

Which subatomic particles are into BDSM?

Top and bottom quarks

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Minty Minaj - @SmolBlueFox (twitter?) Sub: I'll do anything you want. Dom: Anything? Sub: Anything. Dom: Drink more water. Sub: What?? Dom: Go outside, get back on your workout routine. Sub: Wait - Dom: Continue pursuing education, achieve acclamations, manifest the best version of yourself. Sub: WAIT, NO, PLEASE -

me_domme_irl

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BDSM joke:

Q: how does a Domme keep track of all her slaves?

A: Collar ID!

(Inspired by @misscassie020.bsky.social post about necks!)

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Oldie but goodie:

....it was when i got arrested for spanking statues in the art museum that i knew i had a kink-addiction; i had truely hit rock bottom.

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Why don’t candles ever get punished in the dungeon?

Because they always melt under the heat.

Now, who’s ready to drip for Daddy?

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An animated fox in tattered clothing holding up a cup with a caption that reads “May i please get a crumb of affection”

subs in My DMs 🤣

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