How happy #presidentpedophile #TACOtrunp #commsndercrapshisoants #DonaldJackoffTrump must be , something happened that kinda sorta for 5 minutes took focus off the #epsteinbirthdaycard that he DID but didn’t write/draw like a kindergartener on his first school Valentine’s Day.
The most surprising thing about the #EpsteinBirthdayBook drawing for me is the fact #PresidentPedophile knew the word “enigma”
#TACOtrump
#DonaldJackoffTrump
#CommanderCrapsHisPants
@jimmykimmel.com oh I disagree (9/4 ep) #presidentPedophile doesn’t care if Melania Hooker Trump sees the #EpsteinFiles because SHE IS IN IT HERSELF and he & she knows she is!
#TACOtrump
#donaldJackoffTrump
#dumptrump
Trump knows every window in the White House is sealed and bolted closed because Melania has tried to jump out of everyone of them 🤣🤣🤣
#presidentpedophile
#commandercrapshispants
#donaldJackoffTrump
#cantDieSoonEnough
For someone who hadn’t heard or seen people were claiming #presidentpedophile was dead he sure went on a weekend rant trying to convince everyone not maga he was in perfect health and very much alive
#commandercrapshispants
#tacotrump
#cantDieSoonEnough
#dumptrump
#donaldJackoffTrump
The fact #PresidentPedophile press conf. Is in the Oval Office feels more like it’s so he can be seated prior to press being filed in and stay seated the entire time, and hide behind the desk
#CommanderCrapsHisPants
#TACOtrump
#EpsteinsSoulMate
#DonaldJackoffTrump
#cantDieSoonEnough
Has anyone seen #presidentPedophile 2 grandchildren to was supposed to be with this weekend or done a wellness check???
He didn’t take them to Dairy Queen by chance and get them the “special Grandpa blizzard”
#TacoTrump
#DonaldJackoffTrump
#cantDieSoonEnough
The good thing about this press conference we already know what it’s about is #presidentPedophile will probably be 30-40 minutes late so we should get in half or more of #generalhospital #gh
#TACOtrump
#DonaldJackoffTrump
This press conference is just a made up attempt to make tongues stop wagging in anticipation and hope that #Trump is dying since no one but MAGA bought into his weekend insistence he is in perfect health
#DonaldJackoffTrump
#TACOtrump
#presidentPedophile
#cantDieSoonEnough
I’ve been hearing that all day. If they are to that point then I think it’s safe to start putting the good stuff on ice and start getting our FUNwell party menus in line
#pleasedie #presidentpedophile
#donaldJackoffTrump
#TACOtrump
Oh the irony and KARMA if #PresidentPedophile died before #Biden after aaalllllllllll the shit #TACOtrump threw about Joe’s age and mental & physical health 🙏🏻🤞🏻🤣🙏🏻🤞🏻🤣🙏🏻🤞🏻🤣🙏🏻
#DonaldJackoffTrump
He trolling #GavinNewsom ,throwing ketchup at the wall, and shitting his pants between Syphilis dementia treatments
#commanderCrapsHisPants
#tacoTrump
#DonaldJackoffTrump
#PresidentPedophile
Dear @comedycentral.bsky.social & #DerekWaters PLEASE bring back a multi-ep limited run of #DrunkHistory based solely on #DonaldJTrump and his merry band of Fuckwits cabinet!?!?!🙏🏻
America needs, wants, and DESERVES this! 🙏🏻
#TACOtrump
#DonaldJackoffTrump
#CommanderCRAPShisPants
#dumptrump
I second this 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
#TACOtrump
#CommanderKanckles
#PresidentPedophile
#DonaldJackoffTrump
#CommanderInDisgrace
In his defence I guess it’s hard to buckle down and work hard when 1. You have never done so and 2.
Your body is rotting and dying from the inside out and you suffer from syphilis brain
#DumpTrump
#DonaldJackoffTrump
#TACOtrump
#WorstPrezInHistory
#PresidentPedo
It’s ironic looking at the official #whitehouse calendar for the week and weekend the week of Labor Day and our #CommanderInCreep #PresidentPedophile hasn’t struck not 1 lick of work and has never even thought about labor work no less done it
#dumpTrump
#DonaldJackoffTrump
Not that he deserves a traditional Obit maybe one of those ones you see from time to time from kids whose parents were total pieces of shit!
#tacoTrump #dumpTrump
#presidentPedophile #syphilisbraindementia
#DonaldJackoffTrump
OR, IS THAT EXACTLY WHY it was raided???? You can’t prove something you don’t have the proof of.
#epsteinsButtbuddyBFF #TacoTrump #presidentPedophile #dumpTrump #DonaldJackoffTrump
…. And if there is a soul out there that still hasn’t figured it out that the days of taking the high road are gone or thinks there is an ice cube chance in hell of any reasoning w/ #DonaldJackoffTrump then you are as dementia, syphilis addled, brained as he is!!!!
#AwesomeNewsom
Instead he sidewalk preached about busted streets HE busted then passed out hamburgers like the hamburgler he is
#dumpTrump
#TACOtrump
#presidentPedophile
#DonaldJackoffTrump
@governor.ca.gov
#TheGreatGavin
#AwesomeNewsom
#Newsom2028
#presidentPedophile
#dumpTrump
#DonaldJackoffTrump
#TACOtrump
I’m still not understanding how “Trump will TAKE TO THE STREETS with LE” translates into a sidewalk speech about cleaning up the mess HE MADE and handing out hamburgers to a handful of officers in front of a camera?????
#TacoTrump
#PresidentPedophile
#DumpTrump
#DonaldJackoffTrump
He is part starfish
#presidentpedo
#tacotrump
#dumptrump
#donaldJackofftrump
All these supposed callers #TACOtrump referenced in his pretend take Donnie to work speech must be survivors of the 6 wars he settled and ended
#presidentPedophile
#dumpTrump
#DonaldJackoffTrump
#EpsteinButtBuddy
So am I to understand #PresidentPedophile is just taking phone calls from citizen like a customer service rep ???
Who? Where? And HOW? Are all these #DC residents calling #TACOtrump to praise him???
#DumpTrump
#DonaldJACKOFFtrump
