If you're a chef and can't fix or clean your equipment or you wash your knife in soap, no you aren't. Anyway, here's my favorite knife cuz it's so pretty #chef #dontarguewithme

@maklelan.bsky.social I was reading the ARC of your book on a flight to Chicago when the man sitting next to me whipped out his Bible. I finished my chapter and switched to Candy Crush #dontarguewithme

#YesWeCan
#DontArgueWithMe
#ILoveYouOk

FACT:

ANYONE WHO DOESN’T LIKE TRUMP IS A PEDO!!!!!1

SAME WITH ANYONE WHO CONFUSES ME WITH “FACTS” AND “PROOF” THAT I DON’T LIKE!!!!!!!!!1 ALSO ANYONE WHO PROVES ME “WRONG” OR MAKES ME LOOK “DUMB”!!!!!

#Fact #AbsoluteFact #DontArgueWithMe

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Your toilet paper roll should always be overhanded! #DontArgueWithMe

Wet toothbrush, apply toothpaste, wet toothbrush... That's the procedure... #DontArgueWithMe

So because I'm juuuust shy of *cough 40 cough* early Y2K anime holds a special place in my heart. #MyOTPs #DontArgueWithMe #MyBlockSkillsAreMad