Somebody check on Allister Heath.*
His head might have exploded into a cloud of furious red mist.
*Don't bother no one cares
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In which case, let’s add “irresponsible” and “mercenary” next to “morally bankrupt” on Michael Deacon’s profile. #DontBuyTheTelegraph
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I had to look up who Matt Ridley is on Wikipedia.
There’s a couple of minutes of my life that I can never get back 🙄 #DontBuyTheTelegraph
Allister Heath is a one-man opioid crisis #DontBuyTheTelegraph
Harry Cole writes for the Sun.
I think some of the other clips posted above are from the Telegraph. I hear it was once a reasonable newspaper apparently. Never my experience.
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I cringe when I see the content.😬
"I hope you are well"
He's lying.
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Conservative peer and frequent Telegraph contributor Daniel Hannan:
- "Absolutely nobody is talking about threatening our place in the Single Market" (May 2015)
- "The Coronavirus isn’t going to kill you. It really isn’t" (February 2020)
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#BBC #R4Today
A newspaper accuses a charity of helping illegal migrants “beat the system” by offering … legal advice
The newspaper in question? The Telegraph, home of the weekly “How to avoid tax of ANY kind”
Stamp duty, Capital Gains, Inheritance Tax, …
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"I'm not a racist-"
Too late.
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In the Poundland MAGA regime that Farridge and Deform UK want for the UK, these empty-headed, bigoted dolts will all become "Aunts" whose job is to instruct young women in how to be good, servile, obedient Handmaids.
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The Telegraph should be published in Cyrilic to make it easy to read for its preferred audience.
#DontBuyTheTelegraph #SlavaUkraini
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"Publishing false info and failing to take due care" should be the Daily Telegraph's motto #IPSO #DontBuyTheTelegraph
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The Daily Telegraph is nothing more than a post-truth English nativist pamphlet whose readers are ham-faced, red trouser-wearing retirees who live in the home counties.
It's a carbon copy of the Daily Express but with a more difficult crossword #DontBuyTheTelegraph
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Witless, dishonest fool Charles Moore sits in the House of Lords. He's actually a part of the UK Government.
Moore was put in the Lords by - surprise, surprise - Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, a fellow old Etonian.
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I expect Broadmoor high-security psychiatric hospital has a wing specifically for Daily Telegraph columnists.
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I'm guessing that Zoe Strimpel at the Daily Telegraph has had a weekend that so far has not lived up to expectations 👇
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Allister Heath throws raw meat to boring, ham-faced, red trouser-wearing retirees for them to loudly complain about while propping up the bar of their golf club somewhere in the home counties.
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Telegraph: “Britain needs more white people NO NOT THOSE KIND OF WHITE PEOPLE”
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Evergreen post on the other place from almost exactly two years ago regarding Allister Heath and his weekly unhinged outbursts 👇
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My guess is that the Telegraph editor's mum sent him a WhatsApp with a screenshot of this headline accompanied by the message, "Are you c**ts all on glue there or something?"
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Political scientists: "The horseshoe theory in politics simply isn't credible in the real world"
Aaron Bastani: "Hold my beer"
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Somebody please keep Leslie from Stourbridge away from any sharp household objects.
Leslie is obviously a danger to themselves and other people.
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We all await Allister "Mad Dog" Heath's cool-headed analysis of the updated EU-UK deal, eg:
"WITH HIS BRUTAL BREXIT BETRAYAL, SATANIC STARMER TAKES HIS PLACE ALONGSIDE BLOODSOAKED DESPOTS HITLER, STALIN, MAO AND POL POT"
#EUUKSummit #Brexit #DontBuyTheTelegraph
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I could be at this all day, tbh
Evergreen post from this morning #DontBuyTheTelegraph 👇
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Oh, Nile.
You’ve had a shocker there 🤦🏻♂️
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New "Three Stooges" reboot looks shite.
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There's nothing borderline about it.
Telegraph writers are liars and traitors #DontBuyTheTelegraph
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