(A teal pen lies across the top of an open journal page upon which, in teal ink, is written:) What's the Vampire's Union like? What kind of retirement age do you set for the immortal? "Okay Vlad, you're 1260. Turn in your cape. We'll mail you 750 cans of O-Negative every month. Hang on to those empties, you live in a deposit state." Do they fight for shorter working hours, like midnight to 5am? Hazard pay for working in Italy?

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