DM: "Okay, Ranger, your brother is 90 feet in the air on top of a metal-plated dragon."
Ranger: "He'll be fine. They have Feather Fall."
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Dragon sidekick: "What just happened?"
DM: "The Sorcerer saved, so you get to stay big."
Dragon: "Yay!"
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Paladin: "The dragon is now bigger than his goddess."
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DM: "Okay, so the troll's going to try and hit the paladin again, and yep, looks like he's just bad with his mouth but good with his hands."
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Sorcerer: "Once a day, I can be god's perfect princess and add a d4 to my saves."
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DM: "Wow, Ranger, 7 whole damage in a round. That's bard level damage."
Bard & Ranger: "HEY!"
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Wizard: "So, I'm going to shake the statue of the ranger out of the handy haversack like an uncooked noodle."
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I started running #Vecna Eve of Ruin.
So far its crap - I changed it massively introducing #DoomedForgottenRealms as the new setting for #DnD
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Pseudodragon: why the fuck isn't it gold?
Barbarian: "How the fuck should I know why it isn't gold, you idiot purse chihuahua?"
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DM: "You're going to spend the rest of your turn caressing a mindflayer. Next turn!"
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Artificer & Cleric: trying to grab fireflies that turn into gems. for like. 5 rounds now
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D6 casters: prancing into a room with a statue of Halaster
Tanks: Who even knows?
Bard: Fled a room with huggy mind flayer statues
Ranger: looking for the bard because there was just an announcement about hentai
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Paladin: "I mean, he's willing to fight in his grampa spanx, but he'd prefer not to."
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I maybe just vaporized a pseudodragon...
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Pseudodragon: "I'm following the ranger because she let her liver air out!"
Ranger: "It was ONE TIME!"
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Paladin: "Well we have 34 freed people. There's a prison over there. Maybe we can store them there?"
Everyone: [Mental needle scratch]
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Sorcerer: I think I'm going to use my ass clapping advantage.
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DM: Ranger, you wake up after the healing word. You're on a table. Your liver is next to you.
Ranger: I thought it might have gone back in?
Cleric: The Healing Word was "Put that thing back where it came from so help me!"
DM: It's slurping itself back in.
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Sorcerer: "The imp, instead of doing anything sexy, is just gonna throw his balls around the room."
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