#DoucheLord is more surprised than anyone that his kids haven't beaten him to a pulp with their sippy cups...

Fucking douche canoe. Does he not understand who he is fucking with? This is not our first rodeo.
Hold the northern wall! #douchelord #fotus #nofelonsallowed

I didn't coin the phrase, but I think I'll be using it continually for the next four years. #DoucheLord And, in this case, #DoucheLords

Man, oh man, I wonder if all that freezing air will make Junior's nose bleed.

I didn't coin this phrase, but now I find it's useful OFTEN. #DoucheLord

Yes! #douchelord

#Douchelord, #Douchelord, #Douchelord!!! Damn good. Adding that to the new 💙 #ResistanceDictionary 💙