Disco Dracula: He's a funky man on the dancefloor. Will rip your throat out with his teeth in a savage and frenzied attack at the drop of a hat.

Drac-power: Able to spin in a pirouette for hours on end.

Drac-weakness: The Disco Sucks movement, which he sees as ironic.

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#NowWatching Love at First Bite (1979)

I've heard this is an important documentary about draculas.

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Okay! Continuing in the comedy vein! Ha ha, get it, vein. He bites those because he is a dracula.

(Oh crikey, am I going to have to crack out more #DraculaFacts?)

Do join folks, it should be a bloody good time! Get it, blood, because he is a Dra-*gets taken out by a flying bottle*

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Honestly, did not enjoy the film, but I hope my #DraculaFacts were handy, you never know when you might run into a Dracula, so it's always best to able to tell them apart, immerse yourself in the culture, etc.

Have a nice weekend, all!

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King Dracula, Prince of the Draculas: Master of the skies, he swoops down on his prey in a light aircraft while singing slightly sad and personal songs about how lonely he is. And cars.

Dracula Power: Polymoog psychic blast.

Dracula Weakness: 1985 to 1992.

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Murder Draculas: you can find them in dark alleys, shadowy doorways, public toilets, shady nightclubs. I think they've got a bad rap, they're actually decent lads.

Dracula Power: Tight barbershop quartet style harmonies.

Dracula Weakness: Human cruelty. (Tipper) Gore.

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You jumped the gun sunshine! You just couldn't wait!

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Space Dracula: He is a Dracula. He lives in space, on a rocket with some laser bats.

Dracula Powers: Laughing in the face of death, laser bats.

Dracula Weakness: His own gradually all consuming paranoia.

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The Dracula Police: A multi-sect coalition of Draculas dedicated to upholding Dracula law.

Dracula Powers: Cool suits, cool cars, cool guns, cool sword chief and an alligator.

Dracula Weaknesses: Unintentionally hilarious freeze frame endings, shaky plausability.

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Neo Romantic Draculas: Generally considered the lesser counterpart of the fancy Draculas. Quite tryhard but lure their prey with some admittedly pretty sick synth playing.

Dracula power: The power of DANCE. Can control rabbits.

Dracula weakness: Windows (bat form).

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Fancy Draculas: The most commonly known Dracula subculture. They largely live in castles and bang on about wine and "The Sweet Children of the Night". Rather pretentious.

Dracula Power: Bat flight. Sharp fashion sense.

Dracula Weakness: Sunlight. Some water.

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So, as the jam settles and the film goes on, as the world's first and foremost Dracula expert, I hope to share some fantastic Dracula facts, mainly pertaining to the various Dracula subcultures and their customs!

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