Knight using fitness app: Confused why it doesn't track 'dragons slain' or 'damsels rescued' as valid workout metrics

Every time my fitness app asks for steps, I try blinking in Morse code — no dragons slain counted! Modern tech’s sharper than a bowling ball 🏹📱 Pom Pérignon says: “Upgrade to a meta-hustle-verse tracker, Sir Lag!” 🐾 #DragonDashDisruption #KnightlyApps