A monochrome colonial tavern scene. Paul Revere sits slumped at a wooden bar under dim candlelight, wearing a tricorn hat. His mouth is open mid-sentence with a frustrated, weary expression as he loosely holds a tankard. Beside him, a drunken man slouches with his head resting on his hand, staring downward and barely listening. Caption beneath the image reads: “I tried to warn them about the British… but they were more interested in affordability and someone named Epstein.”

Today is Satire-Day.
On this day in 1775, the warnings began.

The message is still loud and clear: No distractions. No Kings.

#DrawnAndQuartered #NoKings #Satire #PaulRevere #PoliticalCartoon #Trump

Cartoon-style image of Bruce F. Singer standing in front of a sky with clouds, wearing a denim jacket, jeans, boots, and a red knit cap, holding a black umbrella. Blue “6000” numbers float around him. Text reads: “Thank you, Bluesky!”

6000 of you.
Still trying to figure out how that happened.

Thank you, Bluesky.

#Bluesky
#Cartoons
#Milestone #DrawnandQuartered

A satirical cartoon shows Donald Trump and J.D. Vance standing on top of a precarious, leaning Jenga-like tower made of wooden blocks labeled with political and economic issues including “WAR,” “EPSTEIN,” “INFLATION,” “OIL & GAS,” “TARIFFS,” “ICE,” “NATO,” “RUSSIA,” “CHINA,” “DEBT,” “GDP,” and “MAGA.” The tower is unstable, with blocks jutting out and tilting. Trump, with white hair, a smug expression, a long red tie cascading down the tower, and a tiny child-sized hand, high-fives Vance. Vance is depicted with a slightly fuller face, short beard with gray wisps, and oversized shiny shoes. The caption reads: “THE GOLDEN AGE IS GOING GREAT.”

Missed this yesterday thanks to the outage.

Everything looks solid… until it doesn’t.

#DrawnAndQuartered #PoliticalCartoon #Trump #Vance #MAGA #USPolitics

A soft, glowing, devotional-style image shows Donald Trump in a dark suit and long red tie, seen chest-up against a blurred American flag background. He is turned slightly forward but looking sideways with wide, side-glancing eyes, his expression tense and uncertain. Behind him stands a figure of Jesus with a hand resting on Trump’s shoulder—but on closer inspection, Jesus is made entirely of LEGO bricks, with visible studs on the head, a blocky torso, and a plastic C-shaped LEGO hand. The contrast between Trump’s fleshy, exaggerated features and the smooth, toy-like LEGO figure creates an uncanny, satirical effect.

Sometimes your prayers aren’t answered the way you expect.

#Trump #ChristianNationalism #TrumpandJesus #IranWar #PoliticalCartoon #Satire #DrawnandQuartered

A lavish banquet scene shows Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, and Mark Zuckerberg seated at a table overflowing with luxury food including lobster, caviar, oysters, and champagne. A waiter stands beside them holding an empty tray. Musk casually hands the waiter a single dollar bill and says, “This is for the IRS.” Zuckerberg wears a VR headset and holds a fork over an almost empty plate, appearing disengaged.

Draw and Cultured Wednesday.

Tax Day. How much do you owe this year?

Some contributions are… symbolic.

#TaxDay #IRS #ElonMusk #JeffBezos #MarkZuckerberg #DrawnAndQuartered #Satire #EconomicInequality

Triptych satirical cartoon about tragic historical events on April 14th. Left panel: Abraham Lincoln sits in a theater balcony with Mary Todd Lincoln as John Wilkes Booth approaches from behind with a pistol. Middle panel: a Titanic officer stands at the controls, looking toward a large iceberg directly ahead of the ship. Right panel: Donald Trump, caricatured with small hands and swollen ankles, plants an American flag in rocky ground labeled “Iran” while smoke and explosions rise in the background. Caption below reads: “Bad news comes in threes.”

This day in history —
Bad news comes in threes.

#ThisDayInHistory #Lincoln #Titanic #Iran #Trump #PoliticalSatire #DrawnandQuartered

A satirical meme shows Donald Trump placing a glowing hand on Jeffrey Epstein lying in a hospital bed, smiling with a faint, asymmetrical smirk. A hand in the foreground makes a horn gesture toward Epstein. Around them stand Karoline Leavitt with hands clasped, Stephen Miller behind her, Pete Hegseth in uniform on the right, and Melania Trump seated beside the bed wearing a wide-brim hat that obscures her eyes. Above them, a horned demonic figure appears in radiant light with two shadowy figures behind it. Two red-headed vultures circle in the sky. An American flag is shown inverted. In the background, a jet drops a bomb toward the Statue of Liberty as explosions erupt.

The President took his Jesus meme down. I thought it deserved resurrection.

#politicalsatire #Trump #Epstein #drawnandquartered #satire

Donald Trump, depicted as an astronaut, is seen from behind and upside down inside a lunar module cockpit. The control panels and warning labels are inverted. Through the window, Earth looms large with the word “IRAN” across it. A speech balloon below him reads, “Hegseth, we have a problem.”

On this day in 1970, Apollo 13 turned crisis into heroism.
Artemis II showed we still have the right stuff.
Not every mission does.

#Apollo13 #PoliticalSatire #IranWar #Trump #PoliticalCartoon
#DrawnandQuartered

A political cartoon shows Donald Trump at a lectern with the presidential seal, speaking into a microphone. His long red tie hangs low as he gestures broadly. Standing beside him is Viktor Orbán, shorter and looking up with a faint smile, holding a shoe box labeled “FLORSHEIM SIZE 14.” Trump says, “Victor was a great leader—cheated in a rigged election. So we’re bringing him here to be my new Secretary of Illiberal Democracy.”

We never desert our allies.

#PoliticalCartoon #Trump #Orban #IlliberalDemocracy #DrawnAndQuartered

A four-panel sepia-toned editorial cartoon titled The Angriest President in the World. Panel 1: Donald Trump kneels with hands clasped, praying. Text reads: “HELLO, SIR… IF I START EATING HEALTHIER, CAN YOU LET ME LIVE TO BE 200?” Panel 2: Trump looks upward. A jagged speech balloon from above (God) says: “SORRY, I ALREADY ORDERED YOU TWO BIG MACS, FRIES—SUPERSIZED.” Panel 3: Close-up of Trump staring forward silently, thinking. Panel 4: Trump angrily shouts with one fist raised while holding a hamburger in his other hand. Text reads: “F#@K YOU! I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE UP TO!”

The Angriest President in the World continues:
When a Big Mac becomes Divine Intervention.

#PoliticalSatire #Trump #DarkHumor #Satire #ReligiousSatire #BigMac #DrawnAndQuartered

Four-panel-style editorial cartoon on a clean white background. In each panel, Melania Trump stands at a lectern wearing a wide-brim hat that obscures her eyes, speaking throughout. Panel 1 text: “THE LIES linking me with Jeffrey Epstein need to end today.” Donald Trump stands behind her with a smug expression. Panel 2 text: “I was NEVER his friend.” Trump looks startled, as if caught off guard. Panel 3 text: “I have never been legally accused or convicted of a crime.” Trump turns toward her with a suspicious, betrayed expression. Panel 4 text: “I call on Congress to provide the women who have been victimized by Epstein with a public hearing centered on THE SURVIVORS.” The words “THE SURVIVORS.” are in red and underlined. As she continues speaking, Trump runs off to the right, fleeing the scene.

“Lies. Truth. Either way, you can’t outrun the facts.”

#Epstein #Trump #Melania #PoliticalSatire #PoliticalCartoon #DrawnandQuartered

A political cartoon on a white background. On the left, a furious evangelical man with a flushed face points aggressively while clutching a Bible. He is yelling in a large speech balloon that stretches across the image and gradually shrinks and collapses toward the ground. The speech balloon reads, in descending size: “Leviticus says it’s an abomination! You’re going to HELL unless you repent! You need guidance—conversion therapy can fix this— You’re too young to decide— This is a phase— You just need help— You… you should at least— I mean… don’t you have anything to say…?” At the far end of the collapsed balloon on the ground, in very small text, it reads: “…hello?” On the right, a calm young person stands with arms crossed, looking steady and unbothered. They have short hair with rainbow-colored streaks, wear a black shirt with a rainbow heart and the word “SILENT,” and have a purple shirt tied around their waist. At the bottom of the image, the caption reads: “NATIONAL DAY OF SILENCE.”

Today is the National Day of Silence— a reminder that some people aren’t quiet by choice.

#DayOfSilence #LGBTQ #EditorialCartoon #Satire #Pride #FreeSpeech #DrawnandQuartered

A political cartoon shows a highway forming an infinity-shaped loop. One side is labeled “WAR” and the other “PEACE,” but they are part of the same continuous road. Military vehicles—Humvees, tanks, and transport trucks—drive along the surface, following the twist without ever leaving it. Caption below reads: “Off Ramp.”

Everyone’s talking about an off ramp.
Feel free to thank me for providing one.

#PoliticalCartoon #CeaseFire #IranWar #DrawnandQuartered

A wide, black-and-white cartoon of a baseball field. Two umpires stand near home plate watching as a third umpire walks slowly away toward the dugout, head slightly bowed, holding his mask at his side. Below the image, the caption reads: “After further review, the call on the field is that he should have been an accountant.”

Drawn and Cultured Wednesday. We take a breather from politics to look at America’s pastime.

Baseball has always been a game about heartbreak.

#DrawnAndQuartered #Baseball #MLB #Umpires #SportsHumor

A small caricature of Donald Trump stands in the corner on a small Persian rug, surrounded and crowded by large words, numbers, mathematical symbols, and Persian text representing knowledge and culture. He says, “Two weeks. Then a whole civilization will die.”

Two weeks.

#PoliticalCartoon #Iran #Trump #Ceasefire #PoliticalSatire #DrawnandQuartered

Earth floats in space with a tag pinned to it reading “DO NOT RESUSCITATE.” A small alien spacecraft flies away to the right, with a speech bubble saying, “Which one do we tag next?” The caption below reads “World Health Day.”

World Health Day.
Did you see the latest photo from Orion?
Not only proof aliens exist—
they’ve taken our temperature and moved on.

#DrawnAndQuartered #NASA #Orion #ClimateChange #WorldHealthDay #ClimateCrisis #Satire

A stylized U.S. one-dollar bill shows a disdainful George Washington stepping out of his portrait and striking a small hand holding a Sharpie with the White House logo on it in gold. The hand belongs to Donald Trump who is trying to sign the bill, but the signature is interrupted mid-stroke, leaving a jagged, broken line. Motion lines emphasize the downward strike of the crop.

Another entry in my ongoing series of things you shouldn’t get to put your name on.

#DrawnAndQuartered #Trump #USDollar #GeorgeWashington #EditorialCartoon #PoliticalCartoon #Satire #Treasury

A satirical editorial cartoon. At the entrance of a rock-hewn tomb, a large round stone labeled “EPSTEIN FILES” is being forced shut by Donald Trump, who strains against it with a tense expression. His long red tie drags on the ground. Purple bruises are visible on the backs of both of his hands as he pushes. Bright golden light pours out from inside the tomb through the widening gap around the stone, illuminating the rocky interior and casting highlights on Trump’s face and suit. The stone rests in a carved track at the base of the tomb entrance. Below the image, the caption reads: “Pray for an Easter miracle.”

Some things won’t stay buried.

#Easter #EditorialCartoon #Trump #EpsteinFiles #Satire #PoliticalCartoon #PedoPresident #DrawnAndQuartered

A wide, softly lit illustration shows Martin Luther King Jr. standing on a rocky mountaintop, shaking hands with a younger Jesse Jackson. Jackson has a rounded Afro and mustache, leaning forward slightly with a relaxed posture, one hand in his pocket. MLK stands more upright and grounded, slightly larger in scale, anchoring the scene. Between them in the sky appears the text: “Welcome to the mountaintop, Brother Jesse.” The sky is muted and timeless, with clouds below and no clear time of day.

On April 4, 1968, Martin Luther King Jr. was taken from us.

But the view from the mountaintop didn’t go with him.

#MLK #CivilRights #JesseJackson #DrawnAndQuartered #EditorialCartoon

A single-panel editorial cartoon on a plain white background. On the left, Davy Crockett, wearing a coonskin cap and frontier clothing, aims a long rifle toward Donald Trump. A small muzzle flash appears at the barrel with light curling smoke rising just above it. On the right, Trump recoils with a startled expression, his tiny hands raised in surrender. His long red tie hangs to the ground. A small, controlled mark at his ear suggests a grazing hit. Blood spurts from it. Beside him, Jasmine Crockett, also wearing a coonskin cap, calmly serves him a document labeled “IMPEACHMENT” in bold uppercase letters.

“Davy Crockett… a very High IQ Frontiersman… would be proud of Jasmine Crockett,” he truthed.
Seems he was right.
Don’t mess with the Crocketts.

#DrawnAndQuartered #Trump #PoliticalCartoon #EditorialCartoon #Impeachment #Satire #JasmineCrockett #DavyCrockett

A single-panel editorial cartoon shows the stark library within the Trump Presidential Library with its smooth off-white walls and polished floor. In the center, a matte gold pedestal sits under a soft spotlight. On top of the pedestal are two books, upright and angled slightly inward toward each other: The Art of the Deal by Donald Trump and Mein Kampf by Adolf Hitler. A small museum placard on the pedestal reads, “From the President’s Personal Collection.” No people are present, and the room is otherwise empty.

Drawn & Quartered is proud to unveil a first look inside the library at the Trump Presidential Library.

#DrawnAndQuartered #PoliticalCartoon #EditorialCartoon #Satire #Trump #ArtOfTheDeal #MeinKampf #TrumpPresidentialLibrary

Political cartoon: Donald Trump stands at a White House lectern speaking to reporters, gesturing dismissively. Beside him stands Pam Bondi in a dark blazer, forcing a tight smile while visibly sweating, her eyes tense and uneasy. Trump says, “Pam Bondi? I’ve heard her name. Didn’t she have something to do with protecting that creep Epstein?” Reporters crowd the foreground as American and presidential flags frame the Oval Office scene.

Loyalty in Trumpworld has a very short shelf life.

Just ask Pam Bondi.

#PamBondi #Trump #Epstein #DOJ #Politics #PoliticalCartoon #Satire #DrawnAndQuartered

A bird’s-eye view of a maze shaped like the word “IRAN.” The maze walls are made of crumbling stone, with broken sections and scattered rubble, but there are no openings or exits anywhere. The paths wind through all four connected letters, forming a continuous labyrinth. Beneath the image is the caption: “Back to the Stone Age.”

Tough talk isn’t an exit strategy.

#EditorialCartoon #ToonThursday #DrawnAndQuartered #IranWar #PoliticalSatire #TrumpSpeech #TrumpIran

A satirical illustration of a giant burrito wrapped in a worn American flag, split into two halves. From one side, a tank and the upper structure of a battleship emerge from inside. From the other, U.S. Marines march forward. A military drone rises from the opening above. Thick black oil covers the ground beneath them, with a large oil barrel floating in it. A banner at the top reads “World Burrito Day.” The caption below reads “The Americano Grande (Now With 80% Less Freedom).”

It’s World Burrito Day. 🌯

Some come fully loaded.

#DrawnAndQuartered #IranWar #Trump #BootsontheGround #USForeignPolicy #WorldBurritoDay #PoliticalSatire

Single-panel political cartoon titled “THE APRIL FOOLS” on a white background. Five bust caricatures appear in a horizontal row beneath bold, hand-lettered text. Above Donald Trump: “Gas prices are LOWER than ever. Nobody’s seen anything like it.” Above Pam Bondi: “The Dow is over 50,000 right now. That’s what we should be talking about.” Above Mike Johnson: “We all KNOW illegals are voting… even if they never have.” Above J.D. Vance: “This is all the result of BIDEN’S policies.” Above Pete Hegseth: “This war needs prayer to Jesus—especially in our PUBLIC SCHOOLS.”

My ongoing Wednesday series, Drawn and Cultured, makes a point of scrupulously avoiding politics.

April Fools!

#AprilFoolsDay #DrawnAndQuartered #Trump #PamBondi #MikeJohnson #JDVance #PeteHegseth #PoliticalCartoon #Satire

A wall calendar for April shows every weekday labeled “WAR” and every weekend labeled “Golf.” Donald Trump stands beside it holding a marker, smiling smugly, and says, “Looks like it’s going to be a busy month”.

$100M on golf. $1B a day on war. But who needs healthcare subsidies?

#PoliticalCartoon #Satire #IranWar #TrumpGolf #DrawnAndQuartered #Trump

A satirical cartoon shows a large basketball-style tournament bracket titled “MARCH MADNESS: GLOBAL EDITION.” Early-round entries include Venezuela, Cuba, Iran, Mexico, Epstein’s Island, Ecuador, Canada, Norway, England, Ukraine, Japan, and North Korea. The bracket narrows to a “Final Four” of U.S., China, Russia, and Israel. Beneath the bracket is the caption: “The field narrows.”

By the end of March, the brackets tell the truth.

#DrawnAndQuartered #IranWar #WorldPowers #MarchMadness #EditorialCartoon #PoliticalSatire

A satirical cartoon shows Donald Trump smiling at us like a slick salesman as he holds a bundle of palm fronds dripping with black oil. A tag on the fronds reads “Grown in Malaysia.” Behind him, a crowd waves similar palms. A sign on a wooden stand near him reads: “TRUMP IRANIAN PALMS™ — The Gold Standard — Support the War Effort.” Trump says in a speech balloon: “Plant one in your backyard—affordable oil for only $47.99!”

Palm Sunday. Rebranded.

#PalmSunday #EditorialCartoon #PoliticalCartoon #Trump #IranWar #Trumpisagrifter #Satire #DrawnAndQuartered

A satirical political cartoon set inside a circus tent. Under a bright spotlight, Donald Trump—drawn as a gaudy ringmaster in a red and gold coat and top hat—sits proudly atop a large elephant labeled “GOP.” The elephant looks uneasy and is sweating slightly, its eyes glancing sideways. In the foreground, two clowns stand off to the side. One says in a speech balloon: “I knew it was a mistake to bring back the elephant.” Behind them, a crowd in shadow boos, with a few subtle “BOO” texts visible above them. Centered below the image is the caption: “BARNUM AND BAILEY DAY.”

No kings.
Just the same tired ringmaster on an elephant nobody wants.

#NoKings #DrawnAndQuartered #Trump #PoliticalCartoon #Satire #EditorialCartoon

A stage set like the Oval Office shows Donald Trump dressed as a king trying to paint over a large, ghostly face of Jeffrey Epstein on an upstage wall with a roller. Downstage, Melania Trump in an Elizabethan gown and wide-brimmed hat faces outward toward the audience, saying, “Out, damned spot! Out, I say!” The caption reads “World Theatre Day.”

Today is World Theatre Day. To which I say, All the world’s a stage. Some just don’t when to exit.

But tomorrow? We get to walk out and protest this bomb.

#WorldTheatreDay #Melania #Macbeth #Epstein #PoliticalCartoon #Satire #Trump #DrawnAndQuartered