Given the rather disastrous results, particularly for Peter Dutton, I have these specials for all my LNP friends for the next few weeks only.
1. Nooses tied
2. Undetectible poisons sourced
3. Knives sharpened
#DuckFutton
Following in the illustrious footsteps of John Winston Howard.
#DuckFutton
Herewith a summary of the headlines on #NotMyABC news this morning:
Dutton turns ...
Dutton drops...
Coalition to release...
Dutton says...
Dutton denys...
Coalition will...
And this, is what you apparently call balance.
#DuckFutton
#NotMyABC
Peter Dutton and John Howard shake hands
Amateur liar gets a few tips from a real professional.
Now why would he need to reassure us that he isn't going to lie?
#DuckFutton
#DuckFutton in Dickson
Peter Dutton
Dutton to decrease division by being divisive.
He will only 'stand behind one flag’ .
Australian racism is just simmering below the surface and the member for Reinhardt is the man to dig it up and wave it around.
#DuckFutton
Various pic showing Peter Dutton at petrol stations.
As you may well know I've been pretty down on old Cuddles but I've just realised that he knows how to put fuel into a vehicle so he clearly has what it takes to be Prime minister of Australia.
#DuckFutton
#DuckFutton is what's up
#auspol #election2025
#putlnpla
Dutton looks short on policies until you consider those he has disguised as threats.
If elected;
How long before he withdraws university funding?
How long before he deports citizens?
How long before Medicare has a co-payment?
How long before he sells the ABC?
Stop Gina's Puppet.
#DuckFutton
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🇦🇺🍃🐨Most emphatically NO! He’s an elitist charlatan who avoids transparency like the Plague, refuses to put forward clear, fully funded policies and lies through his back teeth. Absolutely NO!👎🏻
#DuckFutton
Ive got several Dickson electorate voters wearing my #DuckFutton t-shirts which I've been selling the last 5 weeks. It's being worn in the 6 states now. Here's a Ryan electorate voter who's been wearing the t-shirt to Dickson daily, plus at Bluesfest. And another #dukfut champ at Bluesfest ✊🏻✊🏻
Metaphors come to life. #auspol #duckfutton
He’s behind you! Hissssss. #auspol #duckfutton
Yes a two step defence policy.
Both steps backwards.
Followed by concerted ducking and weaving.
#DuckFutton
Looking at the latest polls it's clear that Dutton is in trouble just as Hillary and Shorten were certainties in 2016.
No time for complacency.
#DuckFutton
While Peter Dutton is at Church today I hope he reads my favourite part of the bible that says the hungry, the thirsty, the stranger, the needy the sick and the powerless should be locked away indefinitely in offshore hellholes and denied the slightest vestige of human compassion.
#DuckFutton
Pete will be issuing a statement soon explaining how Sudanese gangs and excess immigration is to blame for his "gaffe".
#DuckFutton
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Jane Hume
Hume announces Indonesian intervention: “Russians are throwing children overboard and sending them by boat to Australia.”
How long before Dutton accuses Sudanese gangs of eating cats and dogs?
#DuckFutton
Ghastly fucking spud. I’m going to crack a bottle of the good stuff when this gurning creep loses his seat. #auspol #duckfutton
Tell ‘em to get fucked.
Hands off our super. #auspol #duckfutton
Where’s the Trust?
I’ll dip into it 😎
#DuckFutton
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Local media obsessed with Elbow's refusal to kiss Plibersek but fails completely to mention Dutton's intention to fuck Australia.
#DuckFutton
#AusPol
Mind if I plaster Dickson with #DuckFutton graffiti?
Resonates in 🧠 and won’t go away
#🦆Futton 🥔
#Duckfutton indeed
#duckfutton t-shirts available during the election campaign.
Peter Dutton as a sad duck wearing a Duck Futton T-shirt as imagined by ChatGPT
Okay yes it’s an AI image but I’m sitting in an airport waiting for my luggage to arrive.
#duckfutton
Just came across #DuckFutton and I am loving it.
While I'm here, #VoteIndependent
