What's the title of your autobiography?

Duck, My Life!

#DuckMyLife #BigDuckEngergy #Autobiographies

After a week of explaining to a real estate management company, a mobile phone provider, and a rideshare corporation that they are incapable of properly reading their OWN Terms & Conditions, this is how I feel. We have breached some critical societal threshold of not giving a shit.

#DuckMyLife

a cartoon duck is laying in a bed with its mouth open ALT: a cartoon duck is laying in a bed with its mouth open

I often talk in my sleep and say the most awesome things. Here’s a gem from a couple nights ago:
“Yeah, my ducks are flying chaotically while wearing Duck Tape blindfolds and noise-cancelling headphones. They are CLEARLY not in a row!” 🦆 🤣 #DuckMyLife

I'm late with the Paradise City update and I'm SO SORRY! Please have a little duck shrine instead and accept my apologies! 👉👈

PRAISE THE DUCKS \[T]/

Featuring all the ducks I was gifted at Conichi. You Hellaverse ppl are the best! ♥️✨

#hazbinhotel #lucifer #duckmylife #delayedupdate #ao3fic

A solitary mallard on a frosty canal bank, gazing over the water

In lieu of The World's Most Disgruntled Heron, here is a vexed mallard embodying the spirit of What The Duck.

Yeah, I went there. It's Monday.
#DuckMyLife