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Today is the anniversary of the #ConfederateConstitution approved March 11, 1861 and ratified 18 days later on March 29. The University of Georgia's library remembers it each year with a public display of the only remaining original copy. 🏳️‍🌈

Troops suffer thoughts and prayers shortage in wake of mass shootings So much more effective than policy changes.

Troops suffer thoughts and prayers shortage in wake of #MassShootings
"So much more effective than policy changes." #DuffelBlog
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OPINION: On Veterans Day, I thank hostile nations for my retirement pay Shout outs are due!

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"Thank you for my $ervice"

Troops suffer thoughts and prayers shortage in wake of mass shootings So much more effective than policy changes.

Troops suffer thoughts and prayers shortage in wake of Utah shooting
"So much more effective than policy changes." #DuffelBlog
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Troops suffer thoughts and prayers shortage in wake of mass shootings So much more effective than policy changes.

Troops suffer thoughts and prayers shortage in wake of mass shootings
"So much more effective than policy changes." #DuffelBlog

Troops suffer thoughts and prayers shortage in wake of mass shootings So much more effective than policy changes.

Troops suffer thoughts and prayers shortage in wake of mass shooting 😢

"So much more effective than policy changes." #DuffelBlog #MassShooting

‘Heaven’s Had It Too Good for Too Long,’ Trump Says U.S. Slaps 100% Tariff on Heaven in Response to Deadly Texas Floods

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Trump Tells Uninsured Seniors to Feed Severed Limbs to Pets After Fireworks Injuries New “Fingers for Fido” Plan Offers Post-Medicare Solution for Elderly Americans

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Nobel Prize Committee Offers Trump Participation Trophy in Exchange for Resignation The Norwegian Nobel Committee responsible for awarding the annual Nobel Peace Prize announced today that they are offering President Donald Trump the first ever Nobel Peace Participation Trophy, provi...

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Five-time suicide drone pilot gets another 72 virgins Martyr ace thanks God, wives, Taliban

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Iran’s decision to bestow 360 consorts to Meyghani follows the hasan sahih hadith tenet that a martyr receives 72 vestal virgins.
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Public Affairs Officers join Hollywood writers "Strike" no longer just for terrorist training camps and base bowling tournaments

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The group of military quill masters launched their conference by constituting themselves as the “Public Affairs Officers Guild,” or PAOG (pronounced “pog”).

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U.S. Navy Plans to Order U.S. Army Landing Ship for the Marine Corps The U.S. Navy is preparing to resolve its long debate with the Marine Corps over the fate of the Landing Ship Medium (LSM), the amphibious force'...

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Jeff and Tina: Hey, uh, what in the fuck? All we asked for was 80% compliance.

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Troops suffer thoughts and prayers shortage in wake of mass shootings So much more effective than policy changes.

Troops suffer thoughts and prayers shortage in wake of terrorist attacks
"So much more effective than policy changes." #DuffelBlog

Happy Day After Thanksgiving!

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OPINION: On Veterans Day, I thank hostile nations for my retirement pay Shout outs are due!

Why are you all looking at me like that? It was my turn to say what I'm thankful for this Thanksgiving! #DuffelBlog

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BREAKING: Air Force authorizes “light-to-mild day jogging” as autumn temperatures return

BREAKING:
Air Force authorizes “light-to-mild day jogging” as autumn temperatures return
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Wife of deployed soldier endorses Jody for Congress "We all hear horror stories about Jody and Dear John letters, but I saw this on a campaign ad. I mean, what the fuck?”

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BREAKING NEWS: Pentagon vows to meet recruiting goals by enacting Chinese tariffs and cutting energy costs by 50%

BREAKING NEWS:
Pentagon vows to meet recruiting goals by enacting Chinese tariffs and cutting energy costs by 50%
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BREAKING NEWS: Cyber Command alerts Toyota to dangerous vulnerability in Hilux engine control module that could make it explode and injure driver's genitals

BREAKING NEWS:
Cyber Command alerts Toyota to dangerous vulnerability in Hilux engine control module that could make it explode and injure driver's genitals
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BREAKING NEWS: Soldiers secretly laughing at airman who doesn’t know HUAH means "Head Up Ass Hole"

BREAKING NEWS:
Soldiers secretly laughing at airman who doesn’t know HUAH means "Head Up Ass Hole"
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BREAKING NEWS: Trump selling "tombstone covers" to honor Arlington veterans not involved in campaign events

BREAKING NEWS:
Trump selling "tombstone covers" to honor Arlington veterans not involved in campaign events
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BREAKING NEWS:
Illegal immigrants took every E-5 promotion from Space Force sergeants over the next two months
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BREAKING NEWS: Airmen seen slipping out of commander’s call like it’s a Trump rally

BREAKING NEWS:
Airmen seen slipping out of commander’s call like it’s a Trump rally
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BREAKING NEWS: Clothing Sales introduces Corfam Velcro® shoes for tubby warriors

BREAKING NEWS:
Clothing Sales introduces Corfam Velcro® shoes for tubby warriors
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West Point time capsule reveals Jefferson Davis voted "Most Likely To Split Nation In Two" Little known West Point cadet still inspires some American leaders

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“From the sick and disgusting National Republican culture issues shoved down our throats to the Anti-Jacksonians’ traitorous America Last policies, we are done.”