Since we've stopped sending our best people to the table, folks, we will no longer be winning The World Series of Trade War Poker... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #Dumfukracy #Kleptocracy #Oligarchy #TradeWar
Elect a gorilla, get governed by a circus...
#Dumfukracy #Kleptocracy #Kakistocracy #Trumpcession
Farming communities across America are now entering the 'Find Out' phase of effing around and RE-electing Tariff-Economus Wrecks!!! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #Krasnov #Dumfukracy
𝗥𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗳𝗳𝘀—slapped on U.S. exports in retaliation for Bloated Orange Tyrant's 25% auto import tax this week—go into effect shortly, and they’re gonna 𝗀𝗎𝗍-𝗉𝗎𝗇𝖼𝗁 𝖠𝗆𝖾𝗋𝗂𝖼𝖺𝗇 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗆𝖾𝗋𝗌. #Dumfukracy #MalignantSociopathy #OrangeCaligula #ChimpsWithChainsaws #Kleptocracy
Ladies and gentlemen, the airline of 'America' is getting the pilot you all voted for...
#Dumfukracy #RepublicanJackassery #ChimpsWithChainsaws
My fellow Americans, the objective is NOT 'Government Efficiency'...
#Dumfukracy #ElmoTheJackal #Kleptocracy #MalignantSociopathy #OrangeCaligula #RepublicanSedition
There's a photo for that...
credit: seeshell @Tentoads4truth
#KochNetwork #KochPuppet #Kleptocracy #Dumfukracy
Cenk has jumped the shark #Dumfukracy
Former Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke worm-splains Ukraine negotiations, in a grotesque effort to get his old job back... #Dumfukracy
Back in 40 CE, TIME would've selected Caligula 🙄 #Dumfukracy
Surely the matter will be resolved in a fair judicial decision, carefully reasoned and supported by case law precedent.
Just kidding, if TikTok dumps enormous bucketfuls of cash into Leonard Leo's bank account AND Trump's inaugural fund, THEN everything will work out fine 🙄 #Dumfukracy
Many of these folks aren't basically stupid, they CAN string coherent sentences together 🙄
But their fundamental reasoning skills have been critically degraded by a weapons-grade propaganda campaign, financed by billionaires & abetted by a political cabal of villains, goons and thieves! #Dumfukracy
Some folks just need a break from the unstoppable horror and chaos of the slow-motion trainwreck unfolding before our eyes -- I have hope that most of them will be back! #Dumfukracy #Trainwrecks
Some folks just need a break from the unstoppable horror and chaos of the slow-motion trainwreck unfolding before our eyes -- I have hope that most will be back in the fight! #Dumfukracy #Trainwrecks
Until you hit the 'Reset' button, unfortunately! #Dumfukracy #GodsResetButton
Some say this is actually ABC News President Almin Karamehmedovic... #Dumfukracy
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#RepublicanJesus: Nah, we're gonna give vouchers for Christian Madrasas to all the white kids #Dumfukracy
Before we head south, let's swing up, through some seriously shithole flyover country, to quickly visit North Dumfukota and help paint-in the corners of our Dumfukistan road trip
Then we'll turn around and hightail it outta here as quick as we possibly can! #Dumfukracy #DumfukistanRoadtrip
Judge and court problem you say? Just keep that sweet, sweet corruption cash flowing, there'll be no problems! #Dumfukracy
"Step right up ladies and gentlemen, here on the steps of the Supreme Court of United States of America, we got firearms AND guns for sale, now at rock-bottom prices!" #Dumfukracy
Elmo trolls us with obscene circuses while cutting Social Security and Medicare. But ignoring essential needs may ultimately lead to his downfall
SpaceX is essentially his for-profit charity circus now, but what if the rabble realizes Elmo isn't wearing any pants?
#Dumfukracy #SpaceXCharityCircus
God, we are entering the Gilded Age of #Dumfukracy, defined as "Rule by the Villains, Goons & Thieves elected by the dumbest fuks amongst us"
BTW if you get a chance, please get back to me on those 'CEO' and 'billionaire' questions I got sitting in-queue, sure would appreciate it! 👍
How fast can you write this one, Harry? #Dumfukracy
Meandering down the eastern slope of the Continental Divide, I-90 bends southward through the bustling metropolises of Truckstop, Divebar and Casino, before turning south to enter the Great State of Dumfukoming
Wow, that new state motto is a real zinger! #Dumfukracy #DumfukistanRoadtrip
Welcome to Dumfukistan!
Population: 77,262,161
Perhaps obviously, I have exactly ZERO fuks left to give for these people! #Dumfukracy #DumfukistanRoadtrip
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Driving I-90 just west of Seattle shortly after the election, we were intrigued by this new billboard
Now most of Dumfukistan is shithole flyover country, thus our curiosity was piqued by the population, which seems ridiculous
To verify, we're going on a roadtrip! #Dumfukracy #DumfukistanRoadtrip
60 miles east of Seattle, Interstate 90 summits 3022' Snoqualmie Pass, which marks the border with Dumfukistan's most westerly province, Eastern Dumfukington
Approaching the summit, watch for this now becoming-familiar landmark, recently erected by friendly natives #Dumfukracy #DumfukistanRoadtrip
...enabled by ruthless crony-capitalists eager buy the wreckage at firesale prices #Dumfukracy #TrumpSaudis
Eric Trump meets with Saudi officials #Dumfukracy #TrumpSaudis
Jared Kushner reaches agreement with Saudi officials #TrumpSaudis #Dumfukracy