ENCOUNTER OF THE DAY: Goldberg the Barbarian: A Smackdown in the Forgotten Realms
As told by a traumatised bard with a crumpled lute and a bruised ego
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Meet Sir Scruffington Cheesewhiskers III, mouse paladin, pantry exile, smiter of ankles.
AC: 19 | HP: 38
Attacks:
Squeak of Justice (1d4+2)
Cheese of Smite (1/day divine lactose blast)
Battle cry: “FOR HONOUR AND HONEYCOMB!”
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Flurry McPaws, Tabaxi Monk (Lv 5)
AC: 17 | HP: 38 | Attack: Flurry of Blows (1d6+4), delivered with smug precision.
A rooftop-sprinting hermit who found inner peace in violence . Enlightenment pending. Shed fur guaranteed.
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NEW FEAT JUST DROPPED: Hat-Trick Conjuror!
For wizards, warlocks, and weirdos who want to yank ducks, cakes, and confused NPCs out of thin air like some arcane children's party.
Cast Mage Hand with jazz hands.
Summon a bucket labelled “Important.”
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NEW CLERIC FEAT: SCARY FACE
You've channelled the divine, now channel dread.
Terrify foes with your holy mug, frighten undead with your aura of "Nope." Gain Intimidation because your face does half the work.
Worship. Fear. Moist pants.
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NEW ROGUE FEAT: MASTER OF DISGUISE
Become anyone (a duke, a queen, your mate Dave) but only if you’re wearing a giant chicken costume. Gain advantage on lies, flaps, and suspicious squawks.
Because no one questions the chicken.
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NEW MONSTER DROP!
LADY GAGA (Six-Armed Diva of Doom)
AC 20. CHA 30. Immune to boredom & bad taste.
Attacks: Jazz Slap, Disco Spin, Metal Elbow Drop.
Legendary Action: Vogue; stun by sheer elegance.
CR 18. Fashion +∞.
Now that’s a boss fight.
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Ever wonder what Weird Al would be like in D&D?
Weird Al the Word Wizard:
– AC 15
– HP 38
– Charisma 20
– Spells like Mockery Missile & Polymock
– Wields an Accordion of Annihilating Irony
He’s not just magical, he’s parodical.
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Dame Mildred “The Unflinching” Muttonchop. Knight, menace, and proud owner of a donkey named Cabbage.
AC 18 | HP 52 | Attacks with sarcasm & steel. Drinks barley juice, fights dragons of unusual sizes, once sat on a gelatinous cube for 3 hours.
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Name: Daphne the Daft
Class: Magic-User (Lvl 3)
AC: 9 | HP: 7 | To Hit: +0 / 1d4
Wields a wand like it’s a knitting needle. Favourite spell: panic. Once set her own robes on fire. Twice. #dnd #ttrpg #DungeonDunce
Dungeon Dunce Weekly #6 NOW AVAILABLE!
This week: The Phantom of the Dungeon
A masked lich. Singing skeletons. Velvet curtains.
Your party wanted drama, now it’s personal.
He’s behind the mask... and your Cleric.
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Undead protest hits the high street! Zombies demand “Brains, not chains!” while moaning about housing, stigma, and the lack of marrow equity. Chaos ensues. Greggs evacuated. #ZomBeFair #BrainsNow
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new issue: Dungeon Dunce Weekly #4
this week:
– dungeon airflow that won’t kill your minions
– rent-a-bard, chaos guaranteed
– top 10 intro d&d campaigns
– this weekend’s delve: the wyrmbone vault
read now. the curse is real.
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DUNGEON DUNCE is coming this December!
A daft, family-friendly TTRPG where kids learn to play, parents learn to DM, and goblins steal your cheese.
If D&D is Lord of the Rings, this is Monty Python with dice.
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