I blame Summit #EGBTT 😉

Zoe: "You have to choose between the girl who heals the world and the girl in the short skirt?? This is the problem with the world!"
Robert: "I'm Switzerland." #EGBTT

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Switzerland has a very Edward Cullen vibe. Is it the hair, the moody melody or the sparkling chest? Ironic. #EGBTT #Eurovision2021 #ImSwitzerland

"I was made for topping" is not an advertisement for sunflower seeds that would have made me laugh before I started reading fanfic.😂 #EGBTT

Also see: the Twilight series. #EGBTT

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It's so reassuring when someone else on Twitter is all "family baseball in #SuccessionHBO - obv a Twilight reference" #EGBTT

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Found Bella Swan graffiti art (because #EGBTT

Been reading @roglows sweet book #StarryeyedInside on my Kindle during my journey to see Twifriends and smiling at good memories. #EGBTT

It suddenly struck me that the way Watson chides Sherlock to eat more and take better care of himself is very Edward Cullen #fanfic #EGBTT

Astrid Lindgren aka Bella Swan #EGBTT #Twilight

Can't help wondering if it's an irony of fate or intention that James Spader's character in SECRETARY is called Mr Edward Grey? #EGBTT

This made me think of fandom as replacing church because #EGBTT

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#EGBTT

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"They are NOT BEARS!!" #EGBTT

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When #CarolMovie opens to melancholy music and all you can think is "Twilight-music! Carter Burwell!" #EGBTT

The kids love those little bottles is what I hear.. #ButtcrackSanta #EGBTT

Son1 and I both agree that Mr Rochester's mood swings are giving Jane whiplash. #EGBTT

It's an #EGBTT night. Inexplicable Robert Pattinson references in THE DUFF and Rami Malek stars in MR ROBOT. Martin Wallström = Icy Eyes.

These are posted on every door of the lodge where we're staying. They ARE bears @sisterpenguin #EGBTT

Sounds like Edward: "You are my life now". #EGBTT

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Normcore food is "non-provocative food" aka vanilla. Then tell me 50 shades of grey had nothing to do with this! #EGBTT

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"@haszombiesinit: oh! hey! i have a new story up onas of right now" Did you see this? @sisterpenguin #EGBTT

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Esmee is in True Detective! #EGBTT