Well that was fast. #ENGvsUKR #Euros2020
"Ashley Cole's going into places he doesn't normally go into" - Lee Dixon, she's got a name and it's Cheryl. #EngVsUkr
That gust of wind just then was every single Arsenal fan sighing with relief when Wilshere got up and was ok #EngVsUkr
I for one wasn't enthused by all the experience in the England team as it's mainly experience of being really average #EngVsUkr
Zozulia has one of those amazing pattern baldness haircuts that mean he looks anything from 17 to 45 #EngVsUkr
Anyone amazed Hooch is being advertised in Ukraine should know that at least one bar in Edinburgh still serves the f*cking stuff #EngVsUkr
Ukrainians f*cking hate Sweden. No one knows why. An omen? #EngVsUkr
Is it just me or do England have aerial dominance so far? Strange times... #EngVsUkr
Had some Ukrainian Honey & Chili Vodka once. It was horrible. An omen? #EngVsUkr
Won my first game of squash since 1998. Lost the match though. An omen? #EngVsUkr