My godcat Lulu and I could NOT BE PROUDER of @BetsBarnes, who is a finalist this year for the @LivingstonAward. #EWAPetParade #EWA21

I've been told my reliable sources (OK, it was Lily) that she disputes this moniker, FYI. #EWAPetParade #EWA21 cc: @jpalmerOKC

Good morning to Fred and ONLY FRED #EWAPetParade #EWA21

"I'm sorry, we retired the Winter Princess Pageant after Rita June won it for the bazillionth time." cc: @ldtestino #EWAPetParade #EWA21

"College loans? What about COLLEGE BONES?!" - Loop, with a fair Q for @CQuintanaDC #EWAPetParade #EWA21

"Double the bun, double the fun." - @vicpasquantonio, probably
#EWAPetParade #EWA21

I CANNOT WITH THIS PUPPER cc: @kclarkcollege #EWAPetParade #EWA21