two women are talking on a boat and one of them says we got the yacht ALT: two women are talking on a boat and one of them says we got the yacht

Uncle Jesus said:
“Sell your stuff and give it to the poor.”

Y’all ran with:
“BUY A YACHT and christen it ‘Holy Roller.’”

Now he’s ugly crying on my lap—
“I can’t with these people.” 🤦‍♂️🚤✨

#SkyZaddySez #EarthWasCuteMightDelete