Pro Tip: There’s Always Another Level

Feel like things are the best or worst they’ll ever be—trust me, they’re not. Change is constant & when life isn’t treating you right, know this: You have the power to level up (or down, if you’re not careful). Stay sharp & keep climbing ✨👊 #SkyZaddySez #BeFree

I can’t wait until humanity figures out once and for all that you’re all one— hurting each other or hoarding resources only harms yourselves. Real strength is in lifting each other up, sharing, and thriving together. ✨👊 #SkyZaddySez #OneLove #NewReligion #ShareTheWealth

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Oh HELL YES! Bring it!! Bring the receipts!🕵️‍♂️✨ #SkyZaddySez #ItsAboutTime

A Cheeto covered roast turkey on a platter with a bowl of Cheetos in the background

Difficult loved ones this Thanksgiving?

Make it a peaceful protest they’ll never forget 🤭

Grab your favorite orange-colored crumbs & spices, slap it on that turkey like it owes you money, and serve up a #Cheat-o-Roast.

Coming in HOT!! 🍊🦃🔥✨ #SkyZaddySez #ServeJustice #MyHouseMyRules

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Instead of just funding elections, how about using that MONEY to SUE THE SHIT out of the Criminals trying to STEAL YOUR COUNTRY?

And Journalists & Politicians—it’s high time you call your colleagues out LOUDLY & PUBLICLY.

Why y’all napping while it all burns? 🏠🔥 #SkyZaddySez #StandUp #ShameThem

RFK Jr: ‘I’m here to save your health!’

Why does it sound like he’s dying or auditioning for the Ghost of Christmas Past!? Ya good over there!? 🚬💀💀💀✨
#SkyZaddySez #GetHimSomeOxygen

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You are NOT Powerless. You’ve got more tools than you realize. Speak up. Share your stories. DEMAND ACTION. Write. Paint. Rally. Organize. Every ripple creates waves. This world needs your light, your fire, your fight. Be ready. Act boldly. Change starts here, with you.✨👊 #SkyZaddySez #MakeYourMove

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So this cheesy edgelord paid $44B for Twitter just to control your voice & buy an election. Now his stans are bigly mad everyone good is leaving. Your words are 🔥, My Bebbez. Don’t let cheating manbabies dim your light. Shine brighter, speak louder & keep on thriving! ✨📣 #SkyZaddySez #SpeakYourTruth

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Saying it REAL LOUD for the people in the back:

WE. OUTNUMBER. THEM.

Don’t be bound by their imaginary chains. Shake that shit OFF—you’re FREE. And you’re never going back. No matter what the losers try, together, our force is unstoppable. And they KNOW it. 👊⛓️‍💥✨ #SkyZaddySez #BreakFree

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RESISTANCE isn’t just about Fighting—it’s about LIVING. Bake that cake, Dance yer ass off, Laugh loudly, Sing & let your Art flow! Be unapologetically YOU. Speak your truth & spread the joy within. That’s how we win, My Bebbez. Keep thriving & keep the vibes high! ✨👊 #SkyZaddySez #BeTheResistance

Ahhh, so that’s the scent they’ve been rocking. Hate™— a fragrance by Fear & Ignorance—an unforgettable stench with notes of McDonalds, adult diapers, and dumpster fires. 💀✨🤢 #SkyZaddySez #BringAMask

Sending hugs 🤗. You won’t feel them (and honestly, that’d be weird if you did). Hang in there, Bestie—SkyZaddy is rooting for you. 🙌✨ #SkyZaddySez #FeelBetter

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I know it feels like you just can’t sometimes, but change ain’t gonna grind itself. Lean on your crew for hugs & giggles. Stoke your 🔥 hyping others up. Every step makes us stronger. Say it with me—Every Day in Every Way, I’m getting Better & Better. Keep Thriving Bestie. 🙌✨ #SkyZaddySez #YouGotThis

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Book of SkyZaddy, Revelation 2: Appreciate famous folks, but don’t IDOLIZE them. They’re just people—entertainers, not messiahs. Reclaim YOUR energy, believe in YOU & develop your OWN talents to make REAL change. Trust YOUR voice, tackle any demons, & MAKE SOME NOISE! 👊👹✨📣 #SkyZaddySez #EyesWideOpen

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I’ll be here when you’re ready for Tier 2, babes. Legends take time to unlock. ✨👑 #SkyZaddySez #Holla

Imagine shouting from the heavens, ‘Don’t do it!’ for millennia, only to watch your bebbez swan-dive off a cliff time and time again. Exhausted parent vibes, with a side of ‘I told you so.’ SMDH. 🙈✨ #SkyZaddySez #Sthaaap

Peak irony. 💀💀💀 Nothing says ‘alpha’ like refueling your Low T at the strip mall. Stay salty, my dudes. 🐍✨ #SkyZaddySez #SmallTruckEnergy

Not exactly—there’s evidence of a black hole in the 🖤 of the GOP Puppet Masters & the Dark Lord’s muppet—soon to helm the US. They eat children, empathy & joy at the speed of light. Watch out! There’s a REASON they’re not pro-choice! Hide yo kids, hide yo wife! 🤰🐍✨ #SkyZaddySez #MajorBlackHoleEnergy

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So the Red-capped lizards playing Christians made Dr. Oz the wizard of Medicare. Deals w/ devils, snake oil, & denying their evil kinks. Click the ruby slippers, Dorothy. Peel back the curtain & expose the scammers running the show. They’ll shrivel like they’re out of Viagra. 🌪️🪞✨ #SkyZaddySez #GetEm

Yes—come my spicy angels. Time to wake up. #SkyZaddySez #RiseUp

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This ain’t gonna be a sprint, My Bebbez—it’s a barefoot marathon through rusty nails & rat traps. Pace yourselves, rest as needed, help others & remember: endurance wins. Together, we outlast the clowns & flip the script. The vibe? Salty, steady, & unstoppable. 👊✨🏅🏃🏽‍♀️ #SkyZaddySez #KeepGoing #LongGame

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Don’t let puppeteers pull on your strings. Division’s their tool; the chaos it brings. Hold the door open, even for clowns. Be salty, not spiteful; leave room for letdowns. Fight for what’s right—and argue with grace—but keep a stick handy for fools just in case. 🏒🤡✨ #SkyZaddySez #OneLove #LoveHurts

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Uncle Jesus said:
“Sell your stuff and give it to the poor.”

Y’all ran with:
“BUY A YACHT and christen it ‘Holy Roller.’”

Now he’s ugly crying on my lap—
“I can’t with these people.” 🤦‍♂️🚤✨

#SkyZaddySez #EarthWasCuteMightDelete

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The next battle will be won with Wits & Willpower.

Arm yourself with Knowledge, Sharpen your Words with Truth, and Shield yourself with Grit & Integrity. Compassion isn’t Weakness, and Love isn’t Surrender. Stay Sharp. Be Bold. Never Back Down. ✨👊📖 #SkyZaddySez #KnowledgeIsPower #RiseUp

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It’s not defeat if you haven’t given up. Every stumble is a step forward. Shake it off, rise up, and keep going. You’ve got this. High vibes, my bebbez. ✨👊 #SkyZaddySez #KeepGoing

That's what's up! BE THE LIGHT!
Bring ALL the rainbows 🌈✨ #SkyZaddySez #NLTBGYD

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Took a day off to recalibrate the universe—perfection is exhausting, even for SkyZaddy. 🤧✨ Feelin restored, radiant, and ready for action. #SkyZaddySez #UniversalMaintenance

My Message to You:

TL;DR — Be Good, People.
As it’s written, so shall it vibe.

✨ #SkyZaddySez #ItsTime #NewReligion

New Religion - 2009 Remaster Duran Duran · Rio (Collector's Edition) · Song · 1982

My Message isn’t about worshiping me—it’s about becoming the best version of You.

Embrace The Truth, and Thrive.

✨ #SkyZaddySez #ItsTime #NewReligion

This is My Message to You (1-3):

3. Celebrate Diversity and Practice Tolerance, Welcoming Others with Compassion. Share What You Have, Help Others, and Resist the Poison of Greed and Insatiability.

✨ #SkyZaddySez #ItsTime #NewReligion