River Thames Finally Gets Dream Job: Evicts Giant Wet Wipe Island #WetWipeIsland #ThamesCleanup #EcoSatire #WipeOut #LondonLitter By: TheJestPress.com and Sponsored by: LONDON – In a dazzling display of British resourcefulness and a dash of international embarrassment, authorities have finally launched a mission to remove Britain’s biggest accidental tourist attraction: “Wet Wipe Island,” floating serenely (and occasionally oozing) in the River Thames. For years, Londoners have gazed out over the murky waters, trying to ignore the ominous continent of moist towelettes bobbing in the current like the ghosts of hygiene past.

River Thames Finally Gets Dream Job: Evicts Giant Wet Wipe Island

#WetWipeIsland #ThamesCleanup #EcoSatire #WipeOut #LondonLitter By: TheJestPress.com and Sponsored by: LONDON – In a dazzling display of British resourcefulness and a dash of international embarrassment, authorities have finally…