Trump Puts Musk in Charge of Absorbing All Drugs Coming into US “I can’t wait for Elon to go wild on drugs," Trump said.

The Borowitz Report is not the news, but it could be.

Who knew Elon Musk was a dirty, stinking, drug-den living scab-encrusted, black-eye wearing, drug addict?

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