The #webmaster will return when Tesla’s market cap drops below #$1T — like a #digital #groundhog seeing its shadow.
#TechMyths #ElonEconomics #WebmasterWatch #TeslaDrama #BlueskyHotTakes #🇨🇦
The True North is indeed strong and free!
@liberalca.bsky.social #🏒
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Tesla has vaporized $579 billion in value since Dec 2024 — down 37.6%.
That’s what happens when you let a cosplay 'genius' like Musk run the show.
Autopilot? More like auto-destruction.
Investors, meet your cult leader.
#MuskMyth #TeslaCrash #ElonEconomics #DelusionalLeadership
BREAKING: Elon just checked under the couch cushions at X HQ and found $1.2 billion in Dogecoin and Diet Coke coupons. Crisis averted. 💸😂 #X #EUfine #ElonEconomics
Elon Musk pays $1 in rent for a $959M Tesla building built with taxpayer money—while leading federal budget cuts under DOGE. Now NY lawmakers want answers. Billionaire welfare never looked so blatant.
#AuditMusk #CorporateWelfare #DOGE #TaxpayerFunded #BlueskyPolitics #ElonEconomics
Oh bless his heart — 1000% in 5 years? Tesla stock’s about to have the same trajectory as his common sense: straight to Mars and completely detached from reality.
#DeluluKing #ElonEconomics
