“Caicedo was a DAWG today,” says Kristoffer Velde #RCTID

It's spelled KELSY. #RCTID

"I wasn't thinking straight. I don't know if it was legal to jump on the log. Next time I might grab the chainsaw and cut the log myself." -Kristoffer Velde on his goal celebration #RCTID

That goal probably saves Phil Neville’s job for today. It shouldn’t. That performance wasn’t even close to good enough.

But it gives the Timbers’ leadership a story to tell itself. And they’ll undoubtedly tell it.

Glad—maybe more relieved—for the result. But things aren’t good. #RCTID

*Exhale* #RCTID

Neville OUT! #rctid

a bald man is smiling and saying " you fell victim to one of the classic blunders ! " Alt: Vizzini is smiling and saying "you fell victim to one of the classic blunders !"

Never play a completely rotated squad when our coach's job is on the line? Or...something? IDK 🤷‍♀️ #RCTID

Green smoke erupts in the North End of Providence Park as Kevin Kelsy scores in stoppage time to put the Timbers ahead for good

OH MY GOD #RCTID

*Barely* hanging on at home against a heavily rotated LAFC team. No ideas in the attack. Soft defensively.

Every game Phil Neville is in charge is an act of charity to the rest of the league. #RCTID

FULL TIME: TIMBERS 2 - 1 LAFC

THE TIMBERS HAND THE VISITORS THEIR FIRST LOSS OF THE SEASON AND FINN SURMAN COLLAPSES TO THE GROUND IN TRIUMPHANT EXHAUSTION!! #RCTID

*Taps sign after Portland gets their biggest win of the year* #RCTID

ITS KEVIN KELSY AT THE DEATH, THE TIMBERS HAVE SURELY SNATCHED A LATE LEAD #RCTID

Phil runs to Kelsy to thank him for saving his job. #rctid

KEVIN KELSY HAS WON IT WITH THE LAST KICK OF THE GAME. THEY DIDN'T DESERVE A WIN, BUT THEY GOT ONE ANYWAY. SOME LEVEL OF VINDICATION? NOT AT ALL, BUT 3 POINTS AT HOME. #RCTID

Get a consistent team they said.
It’ll be fun they said.
#rctid

I think paint dries quicker than the Timbers’ buildup play. #RCTID

nevilleball is, first and foremost, boring as hell #rctid

Coach is clearly out of ideas and the players are showing it. #RCTID

It's mindboggling how Portland's first instinct when they win the ball is to slow it down. Like they're playing for the draw. Unreal. Their own counters are broken. #RCTID

ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE
Regardless of the disallowed goal, Phil
Neville needs to be sacked!
#RCTID

GOAL! 87' — R. Porteous scores for Los Angeles FC. Portland Timbers 1–2 Los Angeles FC. Assist: T. Tillman. Major League Soccer #rctid #lafc #MLS

GOAL! 87' — R. Porteous scores for Los Angeles FC. Portland Timbers 1–2 Los Angeles FC. Assist: T. Tillman. Major League Soccer

#rctid #lafc #MLS

#RCTID

Kelsy at the buzzer let's goooooooo!! #rctid

These guys. These ridiculous, maddening, exhausting, glorious guys.

The Portland Timbers, man. #RCTID

Kelsy, go figure. #rctid