#Emails2DOGE
cc:HR@OPM.gov
1. **redacted**
2. **redacted**
3. Laundry
4. Domestic Maintenance
5. **redacted**
That’s erm71@who.eop.gov, in case anyone needs it.
#emails2doge
Pinky and the brain meme: "What are five things you did last week federal employee" "The same thing I do every week, Elon. My Job".
If anyone wants to use my email, go right ahead:
#Emails2DOGE
1. Read about this email you sent.
3. Read this email you sent.
4. Laughed and laughed at it.
5. Still laughing.
You can't fire me.
You did that last week, asshole!
#Emails2DOGE #week2 from #PresidentMusk for #federal employees has started. Interestingly, but probably unsurprisingly, the #subreddit #fednews has some ideas like: www.reddit.com/r/fednews/co... and www.reddit.com/r/fednews/co... #datapoisoning #encryption
#Emails2DOGE
cc: HR@OPM.gov
What I did this week. Very busy!
Last week, I
1. Said, "There must be some kind of way out of here" to the thief
2. Said, "There's too much confusion, I can't get no relief"
3. Went through feeling life is but a joke with the thief
4. Didn't talk falsely, because the hour was getting late
5. Rode toward the watchtower #Emails2DOGE
Ive been ready. Remember folks to stock up on powdered eggs and anything else freeze dried.
#Emails2doge
Viral image of #xiaogoushan or Puppy Mountain on the Yangtze river in China
In the U.S., we get #Emails2DOGE and in China, they get #xiaogoushan AKA #PuppyMountain. Life is unfair. www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/cl...
Meanwhile, in the #news on the #PresidentMusk #Emails2DOGE #federal front lines: "“Our chief said it was mandatory. Then OPM said it became voluntary. Then I guess Trump just told us it was mandatory again.” “No one knows who is in charge and who to listen to.”" www.yahoo.com/news/bedlam-...
Hey, training AI takes all of us to cooperate. Mutual Aid, folks. #Emails2DOGE
#Emails2DOGE
cc: HR@OPM.gov
5 key accomplishments
1) Marched in support of Ukraine on the 3 year anniversary of the Russian invasion
2) Didn’t trash the Constitution
3) Supported my family
4) Spent quality time with my family
5) Didn’t take ketamine for the consecutive days since I was born
An email to DOGE that says: The Five things I did last week: 1) Enjoyed my free healthcare 2) Laughed at pictures of bald Elon 3) Called Trump a diaper wearing loser 4) Didn't pay $12.00 for eggs 5) Boycotted American and bought Canadian only With fuckiest regards, - A free Canadian who hates Nazi pieces of shit.
Here's the email I sent to DOGE
#Emails2DOGE
#FuckTrump
#HHS to #federal employees re: #Emails2DOGE as requested by #PresidentMusk:
“Assume that what you write will be read by malign foreign actors and tailor your response accordingly,” the email said. #NoLiesDetected www.yahoo.com/news/us-gove...
Fantastic response to #Emails2DOGE by @lisamurkowski.bsky.social
@gtconway.bsky.social #Emails2DOGE
Can confirm
#Emails2DOGE
1. Go fuck yourself
2. I laughed at Trump’s CPAC clown show
3. I trolled Leon on X
4. I went golfing like the fascist dictator did
5. I lit your email on fire.