A small tabby kitten sleeping soundly on a faux fur white pillow
Esme: it really is very exhausting to both commit crimes all day AND be cute enough to get away with it. I need my sleep!
#EsmeTheKitten #SheAtentDeadJustNapping
I REFUSE TO BOW TO SOCIETAL EXPECTATIONS OF POLITENESS
#EsmeTheKitten
"We can't help but notice you have food, and we would like the opportunity to assist you in making it disappear. This is less a request than a demand."
#BeamMeUpScotty #EsmeTheKitten
