Someone’s living room. There are very chinz curtains with a ruched pelmet. An ornate guilt mirror sits above a flame effect fire with a wood surround. The leather sofa and armchairs or a orangey tan colour and there’s a green draylon armchair. The wallpaper could be 1970s but it’s the carpet that I love. A black background with a floral ribbon design throughout.
I don’t want to buy the house, but I’m putting an offer in on that carpet. #EstateAgentPix
A bedroom is painted a very beautiful pink. The eye down is the exact same colour. The blue carpet is a bit of a disappointment but everything else is just lovely.
I’d change very little tbh. #EstateAgentPix
An abandoned mansion with no roof sits alone in extensive grounds framed by two trees.
This one’s for you @leemadgwick.bsky.social #EstateAgentPix
In what appears to be a derelict house a rotten ceiling has given way and a mattress is piled on top of debris in the room below.
I’m not sure if that mattress is meant to be in that room. #EstateAgentPix
A room with a wooden fire surround painted pink, with lighter pink tongue and groove wall panelling. There is an old electric two bar fire and a worn carpet. But although the house is neglected and probably not lived in, it looks like it was once loved.
The person who lived here loved their home. #EstateAgentPix
An estate agent photograph of a bathroom, where the bath panels have only been half painted – as though someone has given up.
Ran out of paint or just couldn’t be arsed? #EstateAgentPix
An Estate Agent’s photograph that shows an empty room where the floor has completely collapsed in.
That’s not good is it. #EstateAgentPix
A stark monochrome room with a large window. A long black leather sofa faces the view – which appears to be the side of someone’s garage, just inches from the window. There is a house plant, but it fails to brighten the room.
I cannot lie, the view disappoints. #EstateAgentPix
An estate agents photograph of a living room that is pretty normal except for something in a frame on the wall, that has a little tassled curtain drawn in front of it. There is an electric wire coming from it, plugged into the wall.
I might view this place just to find out what’s behind that curtain. #EstateAgentPix
An Estate Agent’s photograph of a low ceilings room, with two dining tables and chairs in a tiled area. There is also a carpeted area that is sectioned off from the rest of the room with a low rise partition and long struts.
I would describe this seller as boundaried. #EstateAgentPix
An estate Agents photograph of a large empty room, except for a table and four chairs shoved into the corner.
That table and chairs are conspiring against me. #EstateAgentPix
An Estate Agent‘s photograph of a room in some disrepair, but still very elegant. There is an elaborate plaster ceiling rose and a scrolled iron pendant light fitting. It is a house in a place called Nobber.
I might have to move here because a) the light fitting, and b) the address. #Nobber #EstateAgentPix
What looks like it might be a semi-converted garage, with washing machine kitchenette and commode. However, behind the shut door is a huge pile of rubble and detritus blocking the exit.
Nothing says Home Sweet Home quite like a barricaded door. #EstateAgentPix
An Estate Agents photograph of a smallish room with its walls painted in a lot of religious iconography.
I’d probably keep it as is tbh. #EstateAgentPix
Estate agent is due any minute to value the house. I’ve decided that this is staying up, though suspect it won’t make its way into any #EstateAgentPix
An Estate Agents photograph of a sparsely furnished bedroom, with a washing machine placed in the corner and a table with only two legs propped an angle against it. Behind, there is an exercise bike.
I’m not sure what the problem was, but I know this isn’t the solution. #EstateAgentPix
An Estate Agents photograph of a rustic hallway in Ireland. It’s painted a gloss creamy yellow, with contrasting bright red woodwork. It is empty except for a baseball cap hanging from a coat hook, a religious plaque hanging from a hook over a door and a hot water bottle hanging from the door knob of what looks like a cupboard.
Emergency hot water bottle. #EstateAgentPix
An estate agent photograph of a bedroom with a double and a single bed, each covered in a gold coloured bedspread with fringing around. There is faded floral wallpaper and a yellow carpet. The curtain seems to be ripped and there is a stain on the carpet. On the end of the double bed, the is a draped towel, and a large guitar case has been placed on the bed.
While my guitar gently sleeps. #EstateAgentPix
An estate agent’s photograph of a room with a double and single bed, bare walls and lightbulb, but lots of personal items such as bottles, flip flops and trainers. It’s unclear what the set up is. It suggests an unconventional living arrangement.
This room could serve as a writing prompt. #EstateAgentPix
And estate agent’s photograph showing a hall with clashing wallpaper and carpet. The patterned carpet that covers the floor and stairs makes it difficult to determine where the bottom step is.
Bottom step, where are you? #EstateAgentPix
An estate Agents photograph of a room, empty except for a piano. There is a fluorescent strip light illuminating what was once somebody’s living room maybe, but is no longer occupied. The wallpaper and carpet suggests it was decorated in the 70s or 80s. There is a red rug in front of a gas fire. On the door there is a cut out picture of a horse.
My lovely horse. #EstateAgentPix
An estate agent photograph of an empty kitchen with pale yellow walls and a patterned tiled floor. There are nets on the windows and an old brown cooker, probably 1970s in a brick alcove alongside a brown aga. Overhead is a kitchen maid clothes dryer. The room is empty and unmodernised but looks like it was once a cosy home.
I would be happy here. #EstateAgentPix
