#FAXTWITTER

Really excited to get started with #FaxBlueSky and finally get rid of the dross at #faxtwitter. We really had to deal with some losers there, but I'm sure this lot will do better.

TOOK THEM OVER A YEAR AN HALF BUT THE BOFFINS AT BSKYB HAVE FINALLY LEARNT “HASTAG”’ TECHNOLOGY. WELCOME TO THE 1990S LADS 👏👏👏👏😹 .

KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR #FAXTWITTER SPONSORED BY BSKYB THE NEW OFFICIAL HOME OF THE #FAXCHAT #FAXHOUR

HAROLD BAMBER. RETIRED PAUL WELLER LOOKALIKE NOW MULTI THOUSANDAIRE OWNER OF THE ONLY SHEDBASED FAX MUSEUM IN THE COUNTRY. “FAXING IS LIKE GOOD VINYL TONY. ANALOG IN A DIGITAL WORLD. ITS MORE HIMAN. A REAL CONNECTION READING WORDS HEATED ONTO A PAGE FROM INK WARMING YOUR HANFS!”’ . HAROLD IS WEARING A “THE JOY OF FAX”’ T SHIRT (SELF DESIGNED. BY HIMSELF NOT MYSELF)) STANDING IN FRONT OF HIS COLLECTION OF FAX MACHINES.

IN THIS PRESOGIOUS ROLE I WILL BE MEETING AN GREETING #FAXFANS ACTOSS THE LANDS. SPEAKING UP FOR THE SILENT FAX OWNING MAJORITY. SHARING THEIR STORIES SINCE EGON HAS DESTROYED #FAXTWITTER 😾. LIKE HAROLD HERE. RETIRED PAUL WELLER LOOKALIKE NOW OWNER OF THE LARGEST SHEDBASED FAX MUSEUM IN THE COUNTRY!