A whetstone knife sharpener, sitting on the box it was packed in, but still shrink-wrapped in plastic
#FMSPAD 30/6 What's this even for?: Well, if you actually unwrap it, rather than leaving it undisturbed in its box for several years, you can use it to sharpen the knives which you are letting get dangerously blunt. But not today, yeah? #FMS_RealLife25