Or if you like a less inspiring read and just want laughs aplenty, lock up your cats--the vampire, literal cat burglar is in town, but he's found a cat that looks awfully scaly and firebreathingy.... #FoolsBlood
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My two novels in paperback form on a hardwood floor
Trope map for the damsel unreliable narrator sapphic autism rep my rating badass cinnamon rolls a tiger world building THE DAMSEL EMMA JUN superhero shenanigans
Trope map for fools blood PAPERBACK OUR HALLOWEEN KINDLE NOV 14TH COUNTING! "FOOLS'BLOOD DRAGONS CONSPIRACIES A GIMP COOL FIGHTS BG STORYTELLING LOST MEMORIES EVERYONE IS FULL ON CRAZY ABSOLUTELY NO TAYLOR SWIFT BY EMMA JUN VAMPIRES LIKE YOUVE NEVER SEEN A LITERAL CAT BURGLAR HAPPY GO LUCKY SCAMP NO CATS WERE HARMED IN THEY MAKING OF THIS BOOK
Cover for You are always on my minds
I have escaped the shackles of Amazon exclusivity! 🎉So if you’ve had qualms about buying my work from there, now you can buy from Itch io or Kofi - pb soon
#TheDamsel YA Genie Lo x Buffy
#FoolsBlood NA WWDITS x Vox Machina
#YAAOMM NA Plur1bus x Eternal Sunshine
All my links: bio.link/emmajuned
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Here's a selection of my opening lines.
- The lights shine in my eyes and I try to remember that this time I chose to be here #theDamsel
- The instant an advert for cat food appeared on the TV, Ramses vaulted the sofa and kicked it to the floor #FoolsBlood
#SFFChat
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My second novel, #FoolsBlood, is now available on itch.io Ramses might like to grab them by the pussycats but he’s a nice guy really. Come see how far a literal cat burglar will go to prove vampires don’t need Sparkles
emmajuned.itch.io/fools-blood
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A review of my book for four stars which basically says it was a little hard to get into until the late chapters when the story came together. The female characters were the best.
A cat sits next to a copy of my vampire comedy Fools Blood
A new review for #FoolsBlood appeared! Illl take it! Why not try it for yourself? It’s a mix of What We Do In The Shadows and Vox Machina.
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From #FoolsBlood which is not now: a.co/d/6vCCFab
#WipSnips #writingprompts
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The books sat on the floor looking tempting
The book spines of The Damsel and Fools Blood
COUNTING! FOOLS' BLOOD CONSPIRACIES DRAGONS A GIMP COOL FIGHTS BG STORYTELLING LOST MEMORIES EVERYONE IS FULL ON CRAZY ABSOLUTELY NO TAYLOR SWIFT BY EMMA JUN VAMPIRES LIKE YOUVE NEVER SEEN A LITERAL CAT BURGLAR HAPPY GO LUCKY SCAMP
THE DAMSEL my rating MAY 6TH badass cinnamon rolls unreliable narrator sapphic a tiger crazy world- building autism rep THE DAMSEL EMMA JUN superhero shenanigans
Oh, I’m sorry, you thought because I have written books I want to sell them? No! Don’t be silly. I just put them on the shelf to look intellectual. Well, I guess you could too:
#TheDamsel a.co/d/frKFpqq
#FoolsBlood a.co/d/5gEv7Z2
and a bunch of short stories and novellas ko-fi.com/imagine/shop
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#FoolsBlood is Vox Machina if it was in the Vampire Masquerade roleplay world and the main character was a literal cat burglar. a.co/d/dPk536b
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A graph showing someone has read 25 pages of The Damsel by Emma Jun
Seems someone gave up on #TheDamsel at the first bullying scene at school. I can relate. It’s not a hard scene but might hit home for some. If you’re not sure if it’s for you you can get the book and my my other novel #FoolsBlood for free today and tomorrow so nothing lost. The Damsel a.co/d/aLtavDh
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Thanks for another go. Glad I got this one on time! I’ll post my double debut. I’ll stop when more people buy it. Haha.
Autistic bi hot mess princess beats superheroes to the punch in #TheDamsel a.co/d/iqCsf60
Vampire and literal cat burglar stops at nothing for pussy #FoolsBlood a.co/d/3LL70Of
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“It’s the only thing that kept me sane in my bunker while I waited for the pig Americans to find me” — Saddam Hussein about my fantastic novel Fools’ Blood which features more funny things than a funny thing factory but it’s about cats and how evil they are really #FoolsBlood
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#FoolsBlood is the tale of one vampire tirelessly working as a literal cat burglar to save us all from the feline conspiracy that threatens our world. Donate a small price of a buying this book now www.amazon.com/dp/B0DKD8M9H...
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All the cool reasons you should buy The Damsel THE DAMSEL badass cinnamon rolls unreliable narrator sapphic a tiger crazy world- bullding autism rep THE DAMSEL EMMA JUN superhero shenanigans
All the cool reasons to buy Fools Blood PAPERBACK OUR HALLOWEEN KINDLE NOV 14TH COUNTING! FOOLS' BLOOD DRAGONS CONSPIRACIES A GIMP COOL FIGHTS BG STORYTELLING LOST MEMORIES EVERYONE IS FULL ON CRAZY ABSOLUTELY NO TAYLOR SWIFT BY EMMA JUN VAMPIRES LIKE YOUVE NEVER SEEN A LITERAL CAT BURGLAR HAPPY GO LUCKY SCAMP NO CATS WERE HARMED IN THEA MAKING OF THIS BOOK
Apparently, my sales link on my profile was kaput, so THAT is obviously why I ain’t sold nowt. So now’s a good time to remind you
#THEDAMSEL upturned superhero/chosen one/ fairy tale story a.co/d/9zrXDxq
#FOOLSBLOOD literal cat burglar starts a civil war in a city of supernaturals a.co/d/dVozzdc
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Book covers of my two novels
Book spines. My books
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Complete your Emma Jun novel collection! #TheDamsel and now #FoolsBlood. Size and cover comparison for fun.
The Damsel: a.co/d/anbyugj
Fools Blood: a.co/d/f4q4YXD
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I’ve finished the text file for #FoolsBlood and it has an ISBN number. We are so close.
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A scruffy looking vampire youth in black outfit and messy hair stares into the screen
“So.. uh.. you wanna break into the vampire prince’s palace and steal his cat?”
#FoolsBlood OUT October 30th. Get some Halloween fun in the second first novel by Emma Jun.
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