Alan

@alanwyatt.bsky.social

1 year ago

Fantasy News Headlines

Popular veteran broadcaster Alan Partridge to become new host of BBC Questiontime.

Climate change deniers, anti-vaxxers, creationists, flat-Earthers to get free science lessons in drive to increase IQ of humanity.

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Alan

@alanwyatt.bsky.social

1 year ago

Fantasy News Headlines

A tragedy occured today when a massive sinkhole opened on a golf course, swallowing a golfer. Witnesses said an orange-faced man was missing.

Meanwhile a rocket set for mission to Mars launched too early and will now carry its CEO to Jupiter.

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