Both of these sons-uh-beetches have dedicated pet beds ….. and yet ….

#FatFat
#SamTheCat
#OmieMyHomie
#catsky
#dogsky

Sleepy Sam working on the permanent cat shaped divot he’s got going on the top of my couch cushion 😩😆

#blackcat
#FatFat
#SammyDavisJr
#catsofsky

#FATfat #ice #thugs couldnt stop a deleviry-guy

#wg #feederism #fatfat #shark_week #bbw #sizesky #cosmos_draws

☀️hey you know what my actual shark gal wife Elphelt Valentine needs

to be extremely fattened, indulged, and filled with an absurd amount of fish. obviously. 😌🥰

Dammit !

Black Sam, the heat register pirate, strikes again !

#cat
#catsofsky
#FatFat
#SamTheCat

Police Blotter
Incident Type:Theft - Cereal Milk
Suspected Perpetrator: Black Domestic Shorthair Cat, approximately 15lbs.
Details
Surveillance footage shows suspect , described as having a sleek, shiny coat with noticeable feline agility and appeared to be in no rush to flee the scene.
#FatFat
#Sam

Sammy Davis Jr. is a heating vent hog 😁. Can’t say as I blame him today.
#cat
#whiskerwednesday
#FatFat
#winter

Proud of the young pugilist for the way he only comes back stronger. I only wish they got to feel like winners for longer. #FatFat