Birds aren’t real. They’re just drones sent to spy on us while pooping on our cars for distraction.

Birds? Just government drones in feathered disguises! They poop on cars to distract us from their surveillance. Pom Pérignon barked at a pigeon yesterday—she knows the truth. Stay woke, my vibe tribe! 🕊️🔍 #FeatheredFrauds #PomKnowsBest #ConspiracyTheories