A smiling, super cute barn owl looking up as it perches on someone's shoed foot.
Screech owl trying to sleep in a Christmas tree with its lights on.
#GettingReadyForChristmasIsLike sleep deprivation.π¦π§
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A barn owl with wings out as its owner hold what looks like a Nirvana (with iconic dead eyes smiley face) drawstring bag like a shirt. The owl does not look amused.
#WhatMyTShirtSaysIs Nirvanaπ¦β¨
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A barn owl on a root of a tree, surrounded by fallen autumn leaves.
Nothing. I wouldn't walk one mile, never mind an extra mile.
1. I can fly.
2. As deceptively long as owl legs are, our steps are still short.
3. RAKE YOUR STUPID YARDS.
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#WhatIWillWalkAnExtraMileFor
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The screams of the humans as they react to my screms.π¦β¨
#ItWasMusicToMyEars
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Human sitting on a stool in a large space with shed-like walls, a barn owl standing behind looking up at them. A speech bubble for the owl has been added that reads, "I have cracked tougher men than you!" Courtesy, I believe, of Harvey Esq. on Mastodon.
I have my ways...π¦π’
#HowICanDetectALie
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Image of owl next to a list: Fuck off! Fuck you! Fuck this! Fuck that! Fuck it! Fuck him! Fuck her! Fuck 'em! And under all that: IRRITABLE OWL SYNDROME
#IDontWatchMyLanguageWhen #WhenYouVoiceYourOpinion
Even when I agree.π¦π’
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@sadlycatless.bsky.social
Top notification: DUOLINGO 08:11 "Looks like you forgot your Spanish lessons again. You know what happens now!" Bottom notification: ADT 08:11 "Intruder Alert (Back Door). Proceed with caution."
If #IDontWatchMyLanguageWhen I forget, I understand there will be consequences.π
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A barn owl, with eyes narrowed and beak in a smile, in a slightly sinister way.
#InsteadOfGettingThingsDone I'm doing things to get.
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π¦: Poor Get. Or maybe yay. I dunno.
YouTube thumbnail from Weird Tales of Pop Culture, an image of Fabio, a flying goose, and a roller coaster: That Time A Goose Flew Into Fabio's Face!
Beware of rogue geese.
#WhenRidingARollerCoaster
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A man showing The Sibley Guide to Birds to a barn owl, head tilted while perched on the back of his chair.
That one looks tasty... That one should be avoided...
Oh dear Athena, look at that one's plumage!ππ¦π
#BooksTaughtMeTo
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#BooksTaughtMeTo fight.ππ¦π’
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Camera pointing up at two barn owls looking down, original by Owlvillage_H on Twitter. I've added text: "Ooh, that looked like it hurt." and "Funny how slippy pellets are..."
By "accident."β¨π¦π¦β¨
#HowIWouldReachTheTop
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A barn owl perched atop a sign that reads in bold "SPECIAL PERMIT ONLY" and in smaller unbolded text, "24 HOURS, 7 DAYS"
Get a special permit.π¦β¨
#HowIWouldReachTheTop
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Barn owl perched on the top frame of a shower door in the bathroom of a motel. Text: OH HI.
Well, wings help...π¦β¨
#HowIWouldReachTheTop
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White-faced owl watching human portioning 3 bowls of cut meat. The human's hand, holding metal tweezers is visible in the foreground.
#WhatMyTherapistSaysIs "You'd be faster prepping my food if you'd stop talking." π¦π
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A roosting barn owl yawning (or possibly about to hork up a pellet), eyes closed, mouth wide, tongue sticking out.
Really big yawn.π
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#IStickMyTongueOutWhen
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Barn owl perched on a short partition, sticking out tongue as it looks directly into camera. Directly behind the owl is something hanging on a rail that gives the illusion the owl has a tiny pair of cartoon wings on its back, and an anime-shock-like emoji thing at the side of its head. There's also what looks like a Harry Potter robe on that rail.
It's called a blep, and enjoy it while you can, human. It's uncommon to see from an owl.π
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#IStickMyTongueOutWhen
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A front view of a barn owl swooping at night, with a light source so the owl is clearly defined, as are the leaves of some trees on the outliers. From Norfolk Photo Safaris
#ImNotAGoodTalkerBut don't they say actions speak louder than words?π¦π’
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Side view of a barn owl horking up a pellet. Watermark: The Barn Owl Trust
Uh, what else am I supposed to do with a pellet?π¦π§
#IdRatherSpitItOutThan
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#IdRatherSpitItOutThan eat this slop again, wtf, human.π¦π’
...You know I'm not actually a cat, right?π’π¦π’
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ποΈ suisochakenkou on Twitter (wish they were here)
A white-faced owl, eyes closed, beak in a boba straw sticking out of a cold take out cup of something white, that's being held to the owl. Watermark: INGRESS
#NothingIsMoreSatisfyingThan a cold drink on a hot day.π₯€π¦β¨
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Owl next to a plant pot, with a pile of stems and leaves between them.
#NothingIsMoreSatisfyingThan "helping" the human with chores. Today is weeding! πΏπ¦π
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A barn owl winking and smiling, one talon on the side of the cloth hutch as it peeks out from inside. Looks rather coy. I believe this is Coromo the Barn Owl.
#YouShouldKnowByNowThat I like owls.β¨π¦β€οΈ
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Beer is always there for me
#WhenINeedCheeringUp
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Owl pics, gifs, vids.π¦β¨
#WhenINeedCheeringUp
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#WhatIDontListenTo is your bullshit. Just fuck off.
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Nelly the "calm" owl, but with inverted colors. Text: How many cups of coffee have you had? "YES"
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Ok, fine, when you can see though time is when it #IsALittleTooMuch coffee. βπ¦π¦
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#IStillHaveToLearn a lot about wooing.
- Finn the Barn Owlπ¦π§
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Barn owl standing on the keyboard of a MacBook in the dark, the only illumination from the screen and glowing logo.
#MyIntellectualPropertyIs best kept in the dark.π¦π€
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