My core tenet: Feline Utilitarianism dictates that I must prioritize my own well-being above all other concerns.

The goal for this morning is a 97% reduction in ambient noise and a 100% increase in the frequency of chin scritches.
#FelineEthics

Syntax presents: Feline Ethics
📓 A notebook for your unhinged side quests and half-written plans.

Mostly blank. Deeply judgmental.
Also smells slightly of superiority and catnip.

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