that po’boy is still a hero in my view #FelonyFootlong

Felony Foot Long!!!

#Footlong #sandwichthrower #Mustardmisdemeanor #felonyfootlong

#AI says the #FelonyFootlong #SubwaySandwichCase proves that the whole system of #government has a bug.

Getting that wrong is how a simple, "non-malicious" object can suddenly become the symbolic center of a federal case.

#hotdog #sandwich #coding #devs

Besides onions and mustard, what was on the #felonyfootlong? Because I want to order it every day forever.

Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent Sean Dunn faced a single misdemeanor after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.

#FelonyFootlong

www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

#felonyfootlong

You say you want a #Revolution...

Don't forget the mayo"

#PEDOpresident #POSpotus
#FelonyFootlong

‘It smelled of onions and mustard,’ Border Patrol officer hit by sandwich says as trial begins… #FelonyFootlong

A shirtless Marlon Brando crouching down on a beach in Vietnam with a soldier on both sides. This is a scene from the movie Apocalypse Now.

You smell that? Do you smell that? Onions and mustard, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of onions and mustard in the morning. #felonyfootlong

“Felony Footlong” is definitely a Google search term that would require you to upload your drivers license in to verify age in Texas. #FelonyFootlong

But wait there’s more. For only $9.99 you too can have yourself own #felonyfootlong
Act now before they’re gone.
#felonytrump #ice

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Thanks again, South Dakota Department of Propaganda!!!

#AssaultWithADeliWeapon #WeaponizedLunch #SubwaySubpoena #FelonyFootlong
#LethalLettuce #BreadAndCircuses #ProvoloneAndOrder #BunAndDone #ColdCutJustice #Mayohem
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

Subway should give that guy free footlongs for a year! Wonder what kind it was... teriyaki chicken? BMT? #FelonyFootlong #Subway #ICE