A great gray owl appearing to scowl, seated at a small cafe table with a tray with 2 drinks. The iced cafe latte in a clear plastic take out cup with straw is closer to the owl. A beer in a similar take out cup is closer to the opposite side. On a table covered with newspaper is a perch with an eagle owl and a horned owl, both facing the same direction. On the wall behind are 2 cat-face-shaped colored cards with the names "Chiru" and "Horo" in Japanese katakana.

1. Go to a cafe.✔️
2. Do not order beer.❌ 💭💭
3. You WILL be vetted by my peers.🦉🦉

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📷 Horned_Owl2023 on Twitter (wish they were here), taken at Cafe Quill (also on Twitter, also wish they were here)

a police officer says " let 's be careful out there " ALT: a police officer says " let 's be careful out there "

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Girls in the UK, if alarm bells are ringing 🚨 go to the bar and ask if Angela is working tonight. If the staff are clued up, they'll find you somewhere safe and call you a cab to take you home

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Open the door for her. Let her get in. Then, close the door, walk around the back, and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, dump her, and dump her fast.

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My meowl, perched in a tree. Her name is Elizabeth.

Accept your date for who they are.

My dating policy has always been “Love me, love my meowl”— no weirdos, please. 😼🦉

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Walk her down the stairs, just in case she doesn't know how to do it herself

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Don't try an entire one all at once. Take a small bite first.

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a person with red hair says no touchy in yellow letters ALT: a person with red hair says no touchy in yellow letters

"You can look
But you can't touch
'Cause the best things
In life ain't cheap!"
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#FirstDateTipsHints talk about your interests.

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When you pick her up the first time, don’t bellow “GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS” when she opens the door - especially if you’re thrusting your hips.

Sure, it worked for me, but that’s me! 🤣😂🤣😂

If you don't love fucking bunnies as much as Holly, find another woman!
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Just have decent kind manners for you to have because it just shows how they’ll be impressed with it and be with you forever 💗 #FirstDateTipsHints

If you ask yourself, “would I rather go home and hump my microwave?” And the answer is “Yes,” just go home. Make him stop to buy you a microwave on the way home. #FirstDateTipsHints

Be interested and flirt without being desperate.

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Wait five to ten minutes before asking when she’s ready for sex. #FirstDateTipsHints

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