Good night sweet prince . . . of darkness. Rest In Power Ozzy.
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#ozzyosbourne

Oh and another thing. If anyone individual is "no contact" with someone, never take it upon yourself to call the person on the other person's behalf or let yourself be talked into it.
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Remember, if you give an abuser their victim's contact info, you are a trash human.
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About a month or two ago, I found out I'm lactose intolerant. Here's to hoping I don't find out I have a nut allergy.
#FirstShiftLife #Allergies

Seasonal allergies have me sounding like Brenda, after her 5th Pall Mall of the day.
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Pro Wrestling Legend Sabu Dies At Age 60 The pro wrestling world has lost another legend. Terry Brunk, known to wrestling fans around the world as Sabu, has passed away. A former ECW World

Rest In Power Sabu!!!
#Wrestling #RIP #FirstShiftLife
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Check it out, today's date 5x5=25.
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The stick figure families on the back of vehicles are check lists for serial killers.
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Walks into the bar like "Hey, I got pills, want to party?"
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Yesterday, a legend returned to F1RST Wrestling. Welcome back Rob Page. Also . . . "FU Rob!"
#Wrestling
#F1RSTWrestling
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The amount of cute things I do, when dating you directly correlates with how much I like you.
#LookingForLove
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Drive by Glock restaurant.
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@wrestleme.bsky.social
is gold and they covered Sabu's Last Match!

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#Wrestling
#Sabu
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This woman on a dating app just said her love language is French. What is going on?
#FirstShiftLife #LookingForLove

The sun is shining, the birds are singing and my guts are being turned inside out by something that apparently has dairy.
#FirstShiftLife

"Babe, I need some honey! Please fetch the mini medieval mace!" Said no one ever.
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Every once in a while, you see a picture that makes you go "oh Hell no!"
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My boyfriend has a micro penis — and here’s what our ‘perfect’ sex is like The girlfriend of a man brutally mocked by his mates for having a micro penis has leapt to his defence, stating she has “no complaints in the bedroom department” – despite his 7.3cm package.

Everyone has that friend that over shares.
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Not me calling local pharmacies to see if they sell at home lactose intolerance tests, after I ate my lunch (which includes dairy) and my guts are being turned inside out.
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So, in the last week or two, whenever I consume a milk product, it feels like I've been kicked in the gut 15/20 minutes after. Is there a simple way to find out if I'm lactose intolerant?
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I made an art.
#Art
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Bodybuilders constantly look wet. How do they not develop trench body?
#FirstShiftLife
#Fitness

Giles Corey invented the weighted blanket.
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#History
#Facts

How do you tell your family/friends you were carjacked by a chicken?
#FirstShiftLife

What if we could only eat animals that were sentenced to death for crimes?
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Fire hose: The forbidden shower head.
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#IntrusiveThought

Baths: Get clean by sitting in water you made dirty.
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Ferrets are just m3th weasels.
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I will never outgrow the joy of watching people walk face first into locked revolving doors.
#FirstShiftLife #Work #Fail

Filling up windshield wiper fluid like "chug! chug! chug!"
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