A black-and-white cartoon shows a traditional depiction of Jesus speaking to a wealthy businessman. Jesus says, “Sell your possessions and give to the poor. Then come and follow me.” The man, in a suit and tie with a briefcase, responds dismissively with “Socialist.”

What would Jesus do? Probably not this.

✝️ Constitution meets Diet Coke baptism in this alt-reality crusade of chaos.
📸 Reflash if absurdity is your religion.

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