Florida Cat Mistaken for Virologist After Double Rodent Virus Takedown
#SatiricalNews #FloridaMania #KillerCats #ViralCat #ScienceGoneWild By: TheJestPress.com **Florida Cat Nabs Second World-First Virus, Questions Raised Over Conflict of Interest** Florida’s status as the nation's leading source of weird news was further reinforced this week after researchers—hoping merely to track local biodiversity—found themselves holding two once-in-a-lifetime viruses, courtesy of a single household cat. Dr. Janice Flufferton, of the esteemed Alligator Swamp Zoology Institute, intended only to check her pet Loki for fleas, but instead discovered he’d once again delivered her scientific greatness...with dead things.
