Joy is impressed by the size of Tony's wood. Get this filth off my wireless.
#TheArchers #Fnarr
Photo of a bag of apples labelled ‘Jazz Apples’ (which the poster can’t help but read as a euphemism)
Just me? #fnarr
On #SaturdayKitchen, Rick Stein has just said “Divide your foaming batter between the rings.” … and my inner schoolboy sense of humour has been triggered #fnarr
@angelabarnes.bsky.social listening to you on the radio there Angela… and I’m sorry but…
Bilabial, sounds a bit rude doesn’t it #fnarr
Nice #fnarr comment from Brine in #TheArchers about hosepipes through letterboxes! #Innuendo
Never not funny. #fnarr
Chester Grind #fnarr
I just need a mechanical one, hopefully for less than £20 as I use an Aeropress, which has been great. Will put that on my ‘wish list’, to consider for when I’m more sorted. Ta.
MrsP was getting dressed & found a problem.
‘Oh no, look at my big hole!’
Her eyes closed, head sagged forward, and she sighed.
She knew I’d be telling you.
She’s the gift that keeps on giving to a sniggerer like me.
#fnarr
Chai concentrate, take two....
Found some ancient crystallized ginger in the cupboard and I thought I'd just pop it in the pot, but it smelled a bit musty when I opened it. -shrug- used up the last of the frozen knobs #fnarr instead.
Less vanilla, no allspice, more pepper, less sugar. We'll see!
Uranus with pointers to the two larger moons.
Playing around with the Seestar. They’re not so good for planetary stuff as the focal length is tiny but I’m a bit blown away by this. The two larger moons of Uranus. Massively cropped.
#astrophotography #uranus #fnarr
'long and hard' #fnarr
Beavers!!#TheArchers #fnarr
Using this on your obelisk then? #fnarr
A one litre square Kilner jar with a clear liquid, small orange/ yellow/ green plums at the bottom along with some sugar.
A quick little #Homebrewing job this morning. Sticking my (cherry) plums into a jar of spirits with some sugar #Fnarr
The plums were a chance find on one of my foraging walks, the location of which is now in my local fruit mental map.
“One of the hood flaps tore off whilst I was hard at it…”
Ooer missus! #Fnarr
#TheArchers
Oooh both ends now. #fnarr
Finbarr Saunders, in yellow & black stripy top and blue shorts, chuckling at a double entendre
The first magazine of my Viz subscription turned up this week and it's been a bona fide highlight. Even got a clue right on the crossword. That thing's hard! #fnarr
Fnarr #fnarr
If "Florida Panhandle" isn't an oo-err missus style euphemism by now then it most definitely should be.
#fnarr #kyak #etc
Have been followed by a "pocket trombone" app called "iBone".
Do @vizcomic know about this? #fnarr #kyuk #etc
I'm sorry, but the expression "quantative easing" still sounds like it belongs in Roger's Profanisaurus #fnarr #matron #missus #oooerr #etc
Nothing worse than a blocked fanlight #fnarr
"Murray grunts and stretches as he struggles to cope with the speed and ferocity of the big pole" #wimbledon #fnarr #titteryenot
Never knew he had it in 'im: Jay-Z's" 50 Best Double Entendres", according to @ComplexMag http://bit.ly/UXxNqu via #fnarr #jayz #ooerr #etc