I try to avoid taking medicine unless truly necessary. Instead, when I’m sick, I opt for more natural remedies, like Girl Scout cookies and Frosted Mini Wheats.

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Paper plates for the win…or just don’t ever cook at home so you have no need for dishes.

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Sodomie ist akzeptabel, wenn sie platonisch ist.

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Tip: Siri can come in really handy when you have your hands full cooking and baking.

> Hey Siri, how do I know when my pumpkin pie is done, you know, being on fire?

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a man in a suit and tie is holding his hand to his chest and says `` right ? '' ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding his hand to his chest and says `` right ? ''

i've decided that, in these times, if i feel uncomfortable or unsafe in a situation...i will do something weird and gross. like blow my nose into my hand, then lick it. much better than the alternative. #FollowMeForMoreLifeHacks