The Minnesota Mommy makes far worse versions with tuna fish and salmon and mayo and other unspeakable combinations . #FoodCrimes
(2/2) oh.... it was.... another senbi... junk walloping senbi all along, uuuh with food crimes... 👀💦
Happy macro march all!~❤️💕
(made from scratch pizza-crimes silliness~ 🫠💕)
#food #macro #macromarch #foodcrimes
An enormous round cake-sized treat of chocolate brownie sandwiched between large chunk chocolate chip cookie immediately begins to draw you into its terrifying mass.
There is no escape, there is only brownie and cookie and a large slice that is absolutely not a portion size because that would kill damn near anything.
Perfectly understandable response to waking up to yet another dusting of white winter rudeness: sandwiching brownie batter between chocolate chip cookie dough and ignoring al limits when it comes to vanilla extract. ...Yeah this is as dangerous as it looks. #foodcrimes
I prefer my chicken wings dry and overdone #foodcrimes
😈 I fucked a few holes that night and yes one of them was a donut 😈 The donut was the only hole that didn't consent to it 😈
#foodcrimes #sorrynotsorry
The authorities have been notified. #foodcrimes
also probably #foodcrimes
ThisDude And His Wife @thisdudeandwife Follow : I wanna call you slurs your ancestors never faced. J.D. Walker @bohannibal• 1d Chitterling Burger
I come bearing gifts from Reddit
#foodcrimes
Bright red and white shirt in the background, in front something that barely resembles a banh mi. Text: Zinger Banh Mi
Bánh whoever came up with this shit
#foodcrimes
Is it really such a crime to love Lotus Biscoff butter, sweet & salty are common combos!? It was mid, far from foul, curiosity said its time to learn something new. #foodcrimes
Amazing food combo incoming.
make some popcorn. Melt butter/ Margarine on. Toss with white cheddar popcorn seasoning. Eat with seaweed. Delicious
Comment your own weird food combos!!
#cooking #foodcrimes #strange #tasty
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#foodcrimes
Dad added a heap of cayenne to dinner while I wasn’t paying attention tonight.
Niece introduces me to peanut butter rice which I try exactly one bite of because of those big, earnest eyes.
…I think tomorrow’s gonna be a smoothie only day. Foods been mean tonight.
#mostlyjoking #foodcrimes
Honestly surprised that "ortolan" hasn't come up in this thread yet.
But actually: Pizza with anchovies and capers. Not ideal if you're watching your salt intake.
Alternatively: Pizza with canned tuna and sweet corn.
#foodcrimes
Don't know about you, but we're ravenous... our next music video premieres TOMORROW! Be there, see it!
Bon apetit
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssex...
(also presave Folly! - found.ee/thelongestjo...)
#TheLongestJohns #PiecesOfEight #Shanty #FolkMusic #BoneAppleTeeth #FoodCrimes
Some may remember the time I chugged a glass of sauerkraut juice for reaching 300 followers. Well, thanks to @myjazzprincess.bsky.social I've returned to my gross food shenanigans 😁 Give her a follow and enjoy!
#MonsterHunter #MonsterHunterWilds #Twitch #FoodCrimes #FoodFails #Grossout #Vtuber
People fae Peterheid calling them cookies. #FoodCrimes
#FoodCrimes
I once referred to a rowie as a buttery.
Winner for most-boring-hamburger-🍔ever award🏆
#foodCrimes #hamburger
youtube.com/live/G9MSUDM... LIVE Tonight: Judge These Food Crimes with Us! #FoodCrimes #RetroSnackCourt #LiveStream #80sFood #90sSnack
It's Tyr's Day Skeeteroonies of the Universe.
Stay safe, stay hydrated, stay awesome!
In regards to a conversation here yesterday, I found this by accident in a meme dump.
#CursedFood
#FoodCrimes
A small bowl of Bolognese sauce, with tortilla strips sticking out of it and the tortilla bag behind it
Bolognese is basically a form of chili #FoodCrimes
Who keeps doing this?!
Stop putting raisins where they don’t belong.
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#FoodCrimes #RaisinRant #CulinaryJustice #TastyHumor #SnackSabotage
There are few culinary crimes worse than this. Who hurt you, raisin people?
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#FoodCrimes #RaisinHaters #FunnyFood #Tastyble #KitchenRants
A picture of Utz "Lemonade Flavored" potato chips on display at a grocery store.
Honey, you've barely touched your Piss 'n Chips.
#foodcrimes
i couldn’t even pretend to like nuts on pizza to be nice to you guys it’s #foodcrimes 💔
I would try this , Once... #FoodCrimes