🌪️BREAKING: Just saw a refrigerator sprint past my house yelling “NOT TODAY, DIDDY KONG.” Meanwhile my left sock is negotiating peace with a confused pineapple. Anyway, if the moon emails me back, tell it I’m still waiting on the lasagna blueprints. #freediddy #freediddykong #epstien
🌪️BREAKING: Just saw a refrigerator sprint past my house yelling “NOT TODAY, DIDDY KONG.” Meanwhile my left sock is negotiating peace with a confused pineapple. Anyway, if the moon emails me back, tell it I’m still waiting on the lasagna blueprints. #freediddy #freediddykong #epstien
Nintendo REALLY needs to stop slandering this poor guy. #LEAVEMYSPIKEALONE #FREEDIDDYKONG
