No no no no no no no! ๐ฃ Some eggs are NOT up for grabs!
Happy Easter from your favorite bird people and be careful egg hunting this weekend!
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#FridayFunny #HappyEaster
โค๏ธ๐๐๐๐ Obviously, I'm a sick individual. *snicker*snort* (take THAT, horror movie!) #FridayFunny #gottalaugh #dailysmile
โค๏ธ๐๐๐๐ Obviously, I'm a sick individual. *snicker*snort* (take THAT, horror movie!) #FridayFunny #gottalaugh #dailysmile
A cartoon featuring a woman in a business suit in an unemployment office sitting at a desk with an old man with a missing eye and a Viking helmet and cloak sitting at the desk. A spear is propped against the wall next to the man. A crow sits on the man's shoulder, another crow on the woman's chair. Words below the scene read: Unfortunately, we don't have any positions involving fighting giants, drinking the blood of your enemies, or divining the future. We do have an opening for magical deity who delivers gifts to children on Christmas Eve. Any interest in that?
a cartoon of four panels of a witch holding a container of salt in the snow. It reads: There's just something so witchy about salting for snow. Like you're repelling malicious frost spirits. Back ice demons! I banish you from this walkway (ice replies: Ah! The salt! it burns! We're melting!) Witch continues: Good.
A black box with the words: Therapist: and what do we do when we feel like this? Me: black magick Therapist: no
An old fashioned manual typewriter with a paper in it with the typewritten words: Dear insurance executive, First of all, I would like you to know that I'm typing this entire letter with my middle finger.
The Old Man is always trying, right?๐
For my Witches digging out from winter still...
Therapists can be such drags.
Actual footage from a recent battle over the covenstead.
#FridayFunny #WitchHumor #OnTheCovenstead
When traders on prediction markets turn from the #OilTrade and #IranWarโ to airport departure and arrival times.
#fridayfunny
#FridayFunny ๐คฃ
"Comedian #Druski โUnhingedโ Impersonation of #ErikaKirk Divides Fans: โBro Wants to Get Cancelledโ."
Story here:
nationalenquirer.com/comedian-dru...
"You didn't eat your vegetables at dinner, did you?"
There's something about Nia that makes her like a teeny tiny mother of the room, and she KNOWS!
#Funny #MomJokes #AdoptMe #FridayFunny
๐ When you tell the birds you got them a new birdbath for World Water Day...
This World Water Day, skip the pool floats and basketball hoops โ we've got beautiful birdbaths your neighbors will actually envy! ๐ฆ๐ง Save 10% OFF all Birdbaths & Water Features Sunday, March 22nd only!
#FridayFunny
New #March Wine flights just discovered. Stop by and taste the new finds we're pouring.
#corkdc #wineflights #MarchMadness #wine #fridayfunny
A woman sitting on the beach drinking a cocktail with words above the image which reads: My body is not a temple. It's haunted house. It's slowly falling apart, makes weird noises, and contains the spirit of an old person who's always mad about something.
A charcoal drawing of a woman with glasses wearing a hoodie and drinking from a mug, there are little lightening bolts all around her. There are banners above and below her that read: That which does not kill me only makes me weirder and harder to relate to
Clipped scenes from the Fellowship of the Rings movie with the faces of rock singers from Queen transposed on Gandalf and Bilbo Baggins. The three scene cuts have the words: I see a little silly wizard of a man Scaramouche, Scaramouche! Will You do the Fangandalf?
A Painting of The Sorceress by George Merles from 1883, shows a woman in white and red with raven black hair holding a scepter with a skull and magic words behind her. meme text reads: If Mediums can talk to the dead, imagine what a large could do.
Anyone need some #WitchHumor for #FridayFunny ... I sure do.
Some projects are better left to the pros. #FridayFunny
Think of us as your birdsโ favorite contractor and let us help your feathered neighbors find a house that actually works!
Cork's submission to @newyorker.com's Cartoon Caption Contest 976.
โItโs amazing what a little venture capital can do for morale.โ
#FridayFunny #MyNewYorkerCaption
The moment you realize whoโs been raiding the bird seed! ๐ฆ๐ก๐ฟ๏ธ #FridayFunny
Good news: weโve got solutions for unwanted bird seed thieves!
Funny Friday: My phone battery: 100%โฆ me leaving the house: 2%. ๐๐
POV: Iโm fully charged at home and instantly enter low power mode outdoors.
#FridayFunny #Relatable #Humor #Adulting #Tired #Mood
#FridayFunny: Bass clef rhyme.
It's better than the one I learned in 1977... "Good Boys Do Fine Always".
Straight from the prairie to the stage! ๐ถ๐ฆ #FridayFunny
Did you know "Home on the Range" was originally a poem written by a homesteading doctor in 1872 and is the state song of Kansas?
Funny Friday
Tried to recommend a book calmlyโฆ ended up giving a full unhinged TED Talk instead. ๐๐
I had themes, character arcs, emotional damage, and hand gestures.
What book turns you into a passionate public speaker?
#FridayFunny #BookHumor #ReaderLife #BookTok #BookCommunity
